I DON'T EVEN WANT THIS PUSSY ANYMORE I JUST WISH I COULD

>>37775476
So how bad is it. And why won't you be my gf?

>>37775493

It's so fucking gross there's like this weird thing in the middle and these too gross chewed up bubble gum looking flaps on the sides of them. I'm so disgusting. And you only want to date me because your desperate not because you want to date me.

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>>37775476
You're fine, many men want to suck on those big juicy meaty lips.
Lets see that honey pot.
Heres my delicious lunch I made the other day.

>>37775476
are you cute otherwise?
the most important part of any person is the face

>>37775552

I'd be somewhat average if I took care of myself so it doesn't make up for my disgusing roastie vag at all. I'm not worth it.

>>37775530
Well when will you become desperate and date me? Let's settle down mutually knowing we won't get anyone better.

Also a roastie is nothing compared to having a small, thin dick.

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>>37775585
it's okay, in the future, we'll all be able to change our appearance at will any way we want

r..right?

>>37775621

But surgery is so expensive and my parents would never agree to it.

>>37775606

It's the same exact thing.

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dont worry femanon,i'm sure some desperate wierdo would gladly suck on your roast beef

>>37775606
Having a thin dick is fucking horrible, granted you look attractive
(At least I consider myself) when a girls grabs sees your junk and says how cute.

>>37775669
Except no one wants a guy with a small dick, while 99.9 percent of men will still ruck a roastie

>>37775674

Stop posting that. I'm crying now. I hate you. Leave my thread.

>>37775669
No it's not. Pussy is pussy but a small dick can't please a woman and is laughable.

>>37775696
Then show us your roastie so we can pass judgement!!

>>37775694

None of them would. They'd walk out and then they'd tell everyone and they'd all laugh at me. Girls would put up with that kind of thing and then tell everyone and they'd all laugh at you. It's the same thing.

>>37775712

Stop being mean to me.

>>37775739
I'm not being mean to you. That was my first post in your thread.

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Mmmmm, delicious roast beef for lunch. Would you like some OP?

>>37775705

It still can please a woman even though it's laughable. Much like roasties but with guys.

>>37775781
How? A small dick will not fill a woman up, a thin girth will not stretch her out. It's nothing.

>>37775476
Something like that really can't be helped. I think many girls can get uncomfortable about how their vagina looks. I don't like the coloration of mine....

>>37775750

Okay. Well sorry then. But I'm not gonna show it.

>>37775759

Stop it! Your making me cry again!

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>>37775802
why not? im sure its not that bad. expose the roast femanon. pic related
>check out my new panties teehee

>>37775863

Stop making me hate myself!

>>37775877
Is it worse than that, OP?

>>37775877
Is it that bad? Because that pic is pretty fucking disgusting.

>>37775802
Then why make a thread about it? That's how it's supposed to go. You make a thread complaining about your appearance, you post a pic, thirsty betas compliment you, you feel better and validated by all of the positive attention.

>>37775940
Fuck....is that how it goes? I mean I am not OP, but now I feel like posting mine.

>>37775911

Not WORSE but


>>37775922

It's not that thick and its like an inch shorter but yeah.


Also nice dubs. Both of you. Very impressive.

>>37775940

I don't want that. I'm not an attention whore.

>>37775977
You can get surgery done to give yourself an innie. Short guys can't get surgery to get a bigger dick.

Women always have it better now show your tits.

>>37775997
Then why make this thread and comment on everything?

>>37775694
Small dicks are perfect on traps

>>37775971
Go for it.
>>37775997
Yes you are. The only point of making a thread like this is to get attention.

listen OP, just post the roast and we can tell you that it really isn't that bad.

>>37775971
sure go ahead anon

>>37775977
fuck femanon, thats still a pretty big roast. maybe before sex warn the guy that you have a beef monster down there, so he wont panic that much when he comes face to face with it

>>37775971
postie the roastie

>>37776013

See >>37775654


Never gonna happen for me. Plus I heard it gets rid of all feeling in it and sex doesn't feel good anymore. So I'm doomed.

>>37776077
i laughed more at that than i probably should have

>>37776052

Stop being so mean to me! Why is everyone so mean to me?

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>>37776032
>>37776039
>>37776077

If you insist. I don't get the appeal.

>>37776106
All the feeling is from your clit and inside you anyway. You always have that option in the future, guys have N O T H I N G.
So post your tits and let us see those instead.

>>37775476

show us the beef or GTFO

>>37776123
4chan is not really the place to go to if you don't want to meet mean people, ya know?

>>37776140
Jesus christ that'd be so tight. Solid 8/10 would love to stretch that out.

>>37776140
Well I mean you said you wanted to post it
I don't think you have anything to worry about

>>37776140

That's not a roastie! That's an innie! Stop stealing my thread away, you attention whore. Your making me compare myself again. I'm not supposed to do that so leave!

>>37776192
You have nothing to worry about. All vaginas are nice. Some just look a little different. Who's to say that's even an actual girl posting?

>>37775476
Just learn to suck a guy off well or give better handjobs to draw attention away.

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Just came here to bask in your depression, you worthless fucking cunt

>bawwwwww chad will make fun of my disgusting genitals

>>37776217

Yes I do, no they aren't, and her perfect innie vagina!

>>37776256

I've never even spoken to a Chad! Don't accuse me of even having the chance of showing Chad my disgusting roastie. I'm a virgin and that's how it's gonna be forever and it's all my fault for being such a monstrosity.

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>>37776292
>pretends to be a female
>I'm a virgin

>>37776165
I want to do so many things, but am just afriad about the pain. Also doesn't help that I don't leave the house aside to go to work.

>>37776391

I'm not pretending about either of those things.

>>37776408
>I want to do so many things
Like what?

>>37776408

Piss off! You know that you really aren't a virgin! Just like all the other "fembots" on here. All of you are huge sluts. Sometimes it feels like I'm the only one who actually is pathetic.

>>37776445
I actually am. The most I have done is kissed one guy. People always assume I am not, but in real life I am super shy.

>>37776432
Eh. I think I just watch to much porn. I don't know how things would feel in real life.

I just have a pretty big cum fetish and really wouldn't mind trying anal.

>>37776140
Damn girl, I wouldn't mind spending the afternoon with my head between your thighs.

>>37776511
>cum fetish
I'm intrigued. Tell me more what you want to do. Impregnation? Swallowing?

be my gf

>>37776622
Swallowing, snowballing.....really just play with it. I want to gag and hold it in my mouth as long I can.

>>37776481

Oh man. I bet you ARE a shy awkward nerdy quirky girl! Pls be my gf oh-so-perfect """"fembot"""""!

Also if you've kissed someone you can't be a robot.

>>37776711
And yet there are many, many people that post on here that have had sex multiple times.

>>37776730

Just because there's people out there who've done more then you doesn't mean you've gone too far to be considered one of us.

>>37775694
girls are far more likely to still fuck somebody just to fuck, even if he's got a small dick.

guys get nervous or think fapping is better or have too much pride. if you were really "desperate" you'd fuck other desperate men, by the way. women fool around with other women for this reason.

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>>37776708
>snowballing
Let's not. You can drown on my cum as much as you want but I don't want it.

>>37776800
The moment I found out I was to weird even for robot standards....

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>>37776867
Eh, it's more like snowballing is more into the femdom area of fetishes. I'm weird as fuck but it's more about me doing things to you instead of things being done to me.

>>37776867
I'm sure he's just disgusted, not weirded out. Where are you from?

>>37775530
You're right that is disgusting.

>>37776927
I love the idea of being dominated and controlled. Since I am so inexperinced, I am sure it would help just to be treated sex-slave level for a bit.

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>>37776987
That's more like it. Also physically abused? Held down and raped 24/7.. What about being used as a human toilet.

>>37776936
West Coast....

I do have some weird kinks in mind, but just like all you fuckers it comes from watching to much porn.

>>37777003
Choking, spanking, hair pulling, slapping, etc. all sound amazing. I love the idea of being pinned down and tied up.

Pee yes, shit no

>>37777010
Too bad, i'm in Europe

What weird kinks? I'm just curious now.

>>37775476
Post picture with timestamp! And maybe you shouldn't have fucked so many guys?

>>37777043
Godamnit I'm in Europe as well. Why are all the degenerate porn addict girls across the ocean.

>tfw no sexslave gf to abuse every hour of the day

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>>37775476
Someone's on their period aren't they?

>>37776140
7/10 would turn into roast then dump. You up for it?

>>37777065
Like I said already, cum fetish and being controlled.

I love to watch bukkake. I just love the idea of doing whatever I can to please someone. I want to be treated like a toy. Be used and then cuddled.

I also have an fake incest fetish. Bother-sister role play or calling someone daddy.

>>37776412
Prove it, show roast and open it far enough to let us see the intact hymen!

>>37777184
You're 9/10 honestly. Why haven't you found someone yet. Inb4 you have.

>>37777184
>>37777043

Truly unlucky. You have exactly all the fetishes i like, i'm not even kidding. I'm never going to find someone like you sadly.

>>37777184
Im so into everything youre talking about.

>>37777114

No. It's just that I'm so sensitive about it and everyone on twitter are posting all those "When you pull down her underwear and you realize you made a mistake" memes and everyone on r9k keeps on saying "roastie" and I can't take it anymore. And now this innie attention whore's taken my thread away to get more guys to fuck her. I just wanted to make a thread to talk about what it's like to have something so ugly on my body that I can never be close to anyone and this slut took it as a way so she could fuck guys for her slutty degenerate fetishes and now I feel even more worthless. I mean, she doesn't even love these guys! She's just doing it to be lewd! She's a slut! She's an attention whore and she's a slut!

And now I'm alone and sad and nobody cares. I should just kill myself shouldn't I?

>>37777184
Post contact info immediately. Or tell me what you want and I'll post mine

>>37777291
You're probably exaggerating but since there's no pic i can't judge. Why don't you talk about your fetishes now? It's fine enjoying what you like.

>>37777247
I am just super shy like I said. The one time I had a chance for a one night stand I cried and drove away weirdly. Like I want to be degenerate with someone I love.

>>37777291
I don't care if you have a meaty pussy. Stop being so upset and post contact info

>>37777270
You might! I am sure there are more weirdly pervy girls out there. I just hide it really well and I am assuming other girls do as well.

>>37777332

I'm not exaggerating at all. I won't post anything because that's slutty and I can't find a picture that looks anything like mine because it's just that gross. I don't even have any fetishes. It's not supposed to be like that. Your only supposed to do that for emotional bonding and reproduction and stuff.

>>37777184
>fake incest
Just keep telling yourself, I'm sure my cousin used to say the same thing before she started sucking me off

>>37777291
And now I feel like a terrible person. Sorry OP for stealing the thread. I will stop.

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>tfw still a KV innie
feelskindagoodman

>>37777337
Stop being in the US and move to europe ;-;
What are your interests?

>>37777337
>>37777414
>>37777291

Why aren't you posting contact info. Any of you.

>>37777291
90% of the guys here would fuck you on a moments notice anyway. So there's nothing whatsoever to cry about. Also without a picture we cant judge.

>>37777291
>I should kill myself shouldn't I?
Do you have a mental problem or are you bipolar? Because this is one thread. If you want to talk to someone so badly, go to the most ignored thread that seems legitimate and strike up a conversation. Also, if by ugly innie, you mean your vagina, I hope you realize that there is not such thing as a beautiful or ugly gentialia. IT'S JUST A REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN.

>>37777419

I have many. Nerdy wise, I like collecting comic books, playing video games, watching horror movies.

More normie level I like baking and gardening.

>>37777337
Then why not be? You're acting as if you have to fuck around to get these things sated. You don't. Find a single guy who basically puts a leash on you and does them all to you and sticks around for the long haul.

>>37777374
That's the problem. There's no way i could know...
I wish i had a way to meet you.

>>37777377
>I won't post anything because that's slutty

If your purpose were to get people horny then yes that would be true. I won't deny that it's inevitable that some guys here could also use it as fap material but who cares. You're just trying to have this discussion, right?

>Your only supposed to do that for emotional bonding and reproduction and stuff

Well, that's your view and it's totally respectable, but i don't agree with it. You can have sex even if you're not in love with that person. It's loveless sex. Then what you're talking about is romantic sex, and i absolutely love it the most even though i could experience it only once.

>>37777531
If she is a she and she posts it with timestamp and all, I will fap to it. Her future sucker of a boyfriend wont know that hundreds if not thousands of people saw his "virgin girls" vagoo and jerked off to it before he ever did. She'd be a slut and an exhibitionist.

That being said, POOOOOST IT! I wanna see!

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OP, are you jealous? Don't worry, It's not like I'm having sex either.

>>37777493
>vidya
What vidya
I swear if you have the same taste as me I'm reserving you for when I move to the US.

>>37777661

Why are you all doing this to me?

>>37777661
That's nice, can we get a better look? Also, I shall fap to that and there is nothing you can do to stop me! You might not get sex but you are getting me off.

>>37777706
Well, I'd fap to you! You are just not giving me anything to fap to. So I am forced to fap to others like her! Hey, wanna be my friend? You can tell me all your woes and I shall listen to them. Because I kinda enjoy it when other people are as miserable as I!

>>37777672
There is so, so many. I have a PC, 3ds, and a PS4. I have been playing WoW for close to ten years. I love Fallout, Bioshock, Tomb Raider, and many indie games.

>>37777661
Fuck, I am jelly. That looks so nice looking. So...uhhh. Are you bi?

>>37777826
>wow
>fallout
IM DONE. YOU'RE MY DESTINED WIFE BUT IN ANOTHER CONTINENT FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>>37777717
Pfft. Maybe another day.
>>37777875
Yeah, I am!

>>37777661
That's actually a tucked dick isn't it?

>>37777912
Haha. Hey girl. Sorry for being a perv. So am I. I am the other degenerate femanon posting.

>>37777661
Why do you do this to me
I hate you for it

>>37777906
Don't be disheartened. I am sure there is someone just perfect for you.

Don't even care what op looks like, want to cum in her ass while choking her, wait for it to drip out and make her eat it.

>>37777943
I'd still fap to it! It's not gay if he's the bottom. Only the one who gets fucked needs to be stoned according to the Hadiths.

>>37777965
HEY! I love you okay. I truly do. I'd fap to you. Heck I'd lock you in my basement and keep you as pet! So we're not ALL doing this to you, just most of us.

>>37777966
You keep saying that but the truth is that even though you're right, i'm surrounded by normalfags. Even if by a freaking miracle there was someone like that near me, i would never know. FUUUCK.

>>37777979
Ugh. That sounds so fucking hot. Especially if you fuck her while holding her face down in the little puddle you guys made together.

>>37777965

Don't imitate me.

>>37777992
Don't mistake me wanting a gf for wanting you, your personality is probably shit

>>37777994
Haha. I guess I know the feeling. It's hard to open up to someone in real life. There are so many things I want to do and experience and I don't know how I would bring it up to a guy.

>>37777979

Stop it.


>>37778002

You too.

>>37777943
Does it look like one? I don't think so...
>>37777947
No worries. Being a degenerate is fun.
>>37777965
I love you, OP! No matter what. Your personality seems great!

>>37778040
But why, it sounds like a fun time!

I'm curious, are you getting what you expected out of this thread op?

>>37778021
>>37778046
I'm not pretending to be OP, I just get angry whenever I see a pretty girl

>>37778103
Oh my face isn't very pretty, anon. Sorry! I mean, I guess i'm above average, but not enough for Chad and all robots want are stacies. Woe is me

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>>37778123
yeah that's great and all but where's the contact info?

>>37775476
>>37777291
the roastie meme caught fire here a couple years back when robots realized fembots got mad as fuck and they openly stated it was revenge for small dick insults while they were making threads about it. so you realize you're falling for bait deliberately set out to fuck with you, right?

>>37778123
I don't want a stacy, I just want a gf to obsess over who'll also obsess over me, to spend every day with, cuddling or watching some show or movie or going out into nature together
Stacies have propositioned to me, I've declined them all because I hate them

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>>37777291
>this is all it takes to make the neo-robots kneel and apologize

based beefer showing how shit this board has become

>>37778148
And the full body nudes, including face. A full set of poses. Etc.

Why are you guys doing this when you know how sensitive I am? I'm about to do it and I'm not even kidding.

>>37778123
>ywn get to fill up that tight cunt on a daily basis
Why live?

>>37775476
What the fuck is this thread.
why are the mods just content to watch this shit happen

>>37777661

Goddamn! Nice work A+

Fuck all of you roasties. You >>37777661
are not a roastie though

>>37778210
mods are waiting for the contact info to copy down then instantly shut the thread down

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>>37778167
>based beefer

>>37778210

What do you mean?


originasljdflksajdf

>people still believe this "girl" when she has posted no proof whatsoever.
>>37775476
Stop LARPing. i bet you're jerking off to this thread right now.

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>>37778148
Have fun, I guess? Go wild.
Inb4 thread gets deleted and I get banned/warning

>>37778283
I mean, I know I am. Needs more dicks though.

>>37778316
nice!
going into orbit as we squeak

>>37778316
Where do you live and what are your interests??

ioyutruy

>>37778316
how do you know her/him?

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>>37778316
i can't believe this, i've been duped, conned, and otherwise bamboozled
maybe i'm just retarded but it seems to me this person does not exist

>>37778161

>he believes the double troll

kek.

Original kek.

>>37778777
wasted digits on an anon that doesn't get the counter-double bait

>>37775476

Anon, I won't have sex with you but that doesn't mean I consider you less of a person. I consider you a fellow human being :)

>>37775476

If you do have roast beef flaps like I do then don't let a jock 'Chad' see it. I did and he fucked me then told all his friends. I lost most of my friends and Stacies tortured me.

>>37778824

Hopefully, it was not in vain and he gets enlightened.

>>37778884
Get pumped and dumped roastie. You are a worthless sack of meat, not even virgin. Hahaha

>>37778884

Would you describe your roastie status as toasted?

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>>37779058

I think you burned the toast.

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37778884
OUT OUT OUT OUT
GET FUCKED ROASTIE CUNT

>>37775476

I would kiss your beef flaps to make you feel better anon. Your physical body doesn't define who you are :(

>>37775476
How about focus on a more positive trait. Is there a part of your body you do like?

I mean for me, I think I have a cute face, but I think my tits look a little wonky. We can't hate ourselves over it though

>>37775476
You come here for attention
You disgust me
You don't belong here

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>>37779210

But do you have roast beef?

>>37779244
I have a innie. Which I don't know....still not great. I feel like it's a 1/2 inch to inch before a dick would even reach my vagina.

>>37775940
It's a fucking guy. It's supposed to be a thinly-veiled roastie hate thread. He won't post proof, even though it's just a small picture where nobody can discern your identity - simply because he doesn't have a pussy, his microdick is still a dead giveaway. The posting style is way too exaggerated as well (complains about people being mean and then comments on dubs, showing he clearly knows the culture here just enough).

It's funny how women are so superficial and yet get upset that the Chad she wants is also superficial. Roasties and Chads deserve each other.

>>37775476
I have a similar problem except my clit looks like a big shriveled toe and it can't even erect like the weird big clit porn vids

>All those whiteknights telling this disgusting thing 'how beautiful she is' in hopes to get a couple of pics to jerk off while she gets all the reassurance she wants
Fuck this board, man

show pussy pls

Hdhdj

>>37779275

>I feel like it's a 1/2 inch to inch before a dick would even reach my vagina.

What do you mean by this, thy pureth inwarrd woman?

>>37779329
Eh. At least the other chicks have. Get on their level OP!

>>37779312

Why did you have sex before marriage then?

>>37779292

I can't tell nowadays. This board is clearly 50% female now. The roasts just lurk more often and post only in 'fembot' threads.

>>37779374
I'm not married nor did I ever have sex it was just like that as I grew up

>>37779335
I just know when I finger myself it takes about a finger digget of space to actually reach the opening.

>>37779415

Just how often did you masturbate and with what? You thought all that stuff you shoved in and out had no effect??? The pussy is a muscle that changes based on how much it is used.

>>37779421

I think most dicks got you covered. Even a 3 incher, no?

>>37779471
I don't put anything in it either kek it probably has to do with rubbing it too hard like death grip on your dick

>>37779421
Do you have any contact info femanon?

>>37779533
>pussy death grip

Sad. RIP your meat curtains