Hello, anon(s). How're you this day? I'm curious to

>>37773946
Did you have to resort to making threads after being banned for avatarfagging?

>>37773946
*yawn*

Origi

>>37774034
Hmmm? No, I still post with images regardless. I can also increase the output if you want? I don't really mind.
>>37774054
Are you weary? Maybe you should rest.

>>37773946
Just waiting to die.

original post

>>37774092
Why would you be doing that? What's wrong?

>>37773946
Just starting to masturbate to the thought of wrecking your tight boipussy, avatarfag.

>>37774187
Hate to disappoint but I'm no boy? And that's creepy, quit it.

>>37774215
I'll just pretend that you're a boy then, makes it more lewd. Hope you have no problem with that.

>>37774215
holy shit I saw a post in one of your threads that commented on you putting question marks in pointless places. it's so annoying. stop doing that shit.

>>37774215
>Hate to disappoint but I'm no boy? And that's creepy, quit it.
>creepy, quit it.
>it.

Lurk moar you normie scum. On that note, I want to force you to eat cake as I strap you in my basement dungeon.

>>37774236
I'd rather you not think of me in that light, it's totally off putting.
>>37774247
Sorry? It's just how I type.
>>37774279
Waah? I don't even know how to respond to that. Just. So confused.

>>37774295
>I'd rather you not think of me in that light, it's totally off putting.
So I should just masturbate thinking of you as female (female)? A bit too vanilla for my taste but if it makes you feel better about yourself I'll consider it, my slut.

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CHINK NIGGERUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>37774339
Oh my gosh, we're not going into this again. I'm not yours? Why do you keep insinuating I am. It's beyond pathetic. Ugh.
>>37774360
Umm wow. Beyond rude. How do you think those of that race feel when you say slurs like that? Probably not good.

>>37774295
I'm imagining your boipucci right now, all nice and ready for me. We would be happy together. I would never let you go.

>>37774386
Take your delusions elsewhere, weirdo. I can't even imagine how ill you must be to say these things.

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>>37774386
de u think stevn univorse anin is gud at sukung peepee

>>37774401
I'm not ill, I simply love you. I don't need you to love me back to love you though. :)

>>37774379
>ywn hammer this cringy poo's poohole
Just post your location already, so I can pay you a visit.

>>37774409
I don't do that? Stop.
>>37774420
You probably in all reality don't love me? Maybe it's infatuation? Then again, I am very loved here so it could be that. Hmmm.

>wake up
>go to dispensary
>come home to hear roommate loudly fucking
>get depressed because I don't have sex anymore
>the reason I don't have sex anymore is because I've transcended human sexuality and only fap to 2D right now
>only ever want 2D
>realize I can't have it
>get even more depressed because I'll never fit into this reality
>depressing cycle

>>37774439
Your posts are making me aroused.

>>37774437
Ew, quit it?
>>37774453
If you're satisfied with 2D then you shouldn't feel so? I'm sorry that you're depressed, maybe you should seek out medication or therapy? I think those would better you.
>>37774464
I don't know what to say to that?

>>37774489
I'm already in therapy and on medication.
I just don't fit in. Everything about who I am and where I am is fucking wrong.

>>37774489
>Ew, quit it?
So is this a no on posting your location? Then atleast post conatct deets, m8, so I can send you some lewd pics. I'm sure you'd appreciate a cum tribute for your little avatar.

>>37774507
What about you is so distressing? Where are you that it brings you down to this degree? If you already know these answers then it should be that much easier to fix them.
>>37774516
It's a definitive no. And I wouldn't have minded giving out my contact information if you were nice about it, like, I don't even usually do that to begin with. You ruined your chances.

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>>37774489
>>37774507
>therapy
>medication
>falling that hard for the depression meme
Psychiatry is one big money making scheme, famalam. Pay money for getting pumped full of drugs, sounds fucking amazing, right?

>>37774507
Not avatarfag, but I feel the same way anon. Just keep looking for friends, maybe take a class you would enjoy or something.

>>37774552
I can't function in regular society no matter how hard I try. It all just feels wrong and disjointed. I just plain don't fit in, I never did.

>>37774552
>if you were nice about it
So you don't like being complimented? Thought giving you attention was what you wanted. I guess I'll be just sticking to wanking it while thinking about you then, qt.

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>>37774215
You again? Take off your pants and show us your cooter.

>>37774586
How much cum would it take to get her IP address?

>>37774578
If you've tried your best then that's really all you maybe able to put out. If it isn't meant to be, it surely won't be? This could just be how you are.
>>37774586
I don't mind being complimented, I absolutely loathe attention though. No one wants to hear how much you want to do naughty things to them. Just eh. Stop telling me that stuff.
>>37774600
I have respect for myself so no. Why would I ever do that?
>>37774609
You're honestly creeping me out right now.

>>37774634
>I absolutely loathe attention
So make another thread :)

>>37774634
>No one wants to hear how much you want to do naughty things to them.
That just shows how desirable you are to me, silly. Stop being a tsundere and give in. Or don't, I kinda like your attitude.

>>37774634
i would love follow you home one night, as you walk home from the liberal arts college. right before you get home i would emerge from the shadows and grab you by the breast. I would proceed to tear off you clothes and cover your mouth as i rape you until you passed out, and then some.

>>37774657
There's really no point? I already have one so. Might as well just wait till this one is over with.
>>37774677
Oh my gosh, is there such thing as getting through to you? Literally I don't want to hear it. Sheesh.
>>37774689
That's morbid to say, don't ever speak to me again. I'm really surprised someone would even voice that thought. You're sick? I'm about to tear up.

>>37774709
>Literally I don't want to hear it.
Awww, come on sweetie, I know you love being told how much I want you. Stop denying it.

>>37774677
>Caring if she gives in or not.

O I AM LAFFIN

>>37774709
i would also love to go out with, put sedatives and rape you in alley while i spank your ass like naughty little girl you are. when you wake you will be covered in my cum and I will masturbate to the pictures i took of you later that night.

>>37774754
Ugh. I don't like it, alright? I don't know how much clearer I can be with you? Seriously? Just stop it.
>>37774756
Umm ok? That's just being ignorant of consent, which is extremely important if you plan to ever have a relationship.
>>37774763
I'm on the verge of crying, I don't want to hear your twisted fantasies of what you'll do to me. That's honestly just so awful. Please stop?

>>37774790
trust me i would do much worse than JUST rape you if i met you. ;)

>>37774820
Please stop? That's so wrong if you to say.

>>37774844
I don't understand. can you explain to me why you put that question mark after stop? like it just doesn't make sense.

>>37774884
It's just how I type, I don't know. Like just how it's always been.

>>37774844
if you dont want me to rape you, why don't just give me consent?

>>37774914
I don't even know you? You're probably just some social misfit who spends time antagonizing those who aren't deserving of it. I'll never give you my consent, I don't want any of what you're offering. You pervert.

>>37774941
then rape is rape. i hope you are ready to get raped.

>>37774884
Not avatarfag, but it's meant as an inquiry, rather than a demand. "Please stop?" Would be a request for someone to cease their behavior, whereas "Please stop." is to demand it. Basic reading skills is all you really need, though I suppose one would be asking for too much with such a hope.

>>37774950
Look, stop being so aggressive with me? Talk to me like I'm a human being. Like I don't even get it. You're so rude.

>>37774975
you are a woman. woman are sex objects. the idea that you would believe you are human perplexes me.

>>37775022
I had to cover my mouth in shock at what you just wrote me. That's so far from the truth, we're equals dummy. Like waah?

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>>37774790
Wahahahaha ANON!!!!! I want to DESTROY YOU!!!! I want to put your legs over your head and BRUTALIZE YOU with...a zucchini!!! And not one of those faggot courgettes, I mean the big cudgel sized ones that grow in the Midwest!!! Show us your pissflaps you whore!!!! Oh my goddddddd stick it in there and UNF UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF!!!! I'm high as fuck right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition!!! I'm jacking off thinking about you specifically right now!!!!!!

>>37775088
Uh, waah? Maybe you should lay off the drugs? You're like, out of it right now. I'm not showing anything so. So shush. Stop telling me that. I don't want to hear it.

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>>37775128
Nobody cares what you want honey!!l I put the sensual in nonconsensual!!!! I'm going to make your cunt into a vegan! No more meat for you, only... VEGETABLES!!!!!

>>37775160
I'll admit I actually giggled at that joke but it's whatever. Just quit it already? What do you even gain out of bullying me? Oh right, nothing so.

>>37775178
I'd like to stretch out your asshole until you scream.

>>37775280
Please stop it? That's just so eh. I don't want to hear of what you'd do to me. If you desire to chat me then do so politely?

>>37775316
>I don't want to hear of what you'd do to me.
Does it make you feel violated?

>>37775344
Umm kind of? We can chat I guess but be more polite. That's literally all I ask of you.

>>37775360
>Umm kind of?
I bet you'd look so cute when you're all flustered.
I'd love to watch your face as I put my fingers inside you.

>>37775423
Oh? You really don't quit don't you? Ugh. Stop it.

How do you win when you already lost the genetic lottery at birth.

I'm talking seriously, irredeemably ugly here. I mean, there is nothing within my power that will make my life worthwhile.

I have made good friends through my personality, people think I'm a funny and friendly person, but I will never experience love looking how I do. Inb4 gym, haircut, makeup, clothes etc. I do these things, it's anatomical ugliness.

>>37775473
Hmmm. I'm not sure what else I could offer you in terms of advice then. Your outlook is sort of lowly, maybe you should fake it? I know you said you're not physically appealing but like, even then there's those who're so and get what they want. It's possible.

>>37775472
I want to make you pregnant.
Mark you as mine forever,

>>37775472
Can you stop roleplaying you ugly retarded faggot ?

>>37773946
Femanon I would love to see a pic of you.
This avatarfagging thing is boring.

Are you underage btw? Also before you started making these threads, did you knew about 4chan? Do you visit other boards too?

>>37775528
I'm sighing but you can't see it, literally am. How many times must I ask you?
>>37775538
I don't role play? Think what you want if it keeps your projection in check. Not my fault you adore me.
>>37775555
I'm not posting a photograph of myself on 4chan, I was always told not to. No, I'm of age to post here so. I came here entirely by chance, some link brought me here. I kind of knew of it but never been. I browse /co/ sometimes and /fa/.

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>>37775586
>I browse /co/ sometimes and /fa/.
Yeah you got shit taste.

But it's fine tbqh. This board is not really like it used to be. 4chan as a whole is not. Pretty much only my beloved /k/ is kinda the same.

Overall, too many young anons like you trying to get attention and talk like you're on some kind of social subreddit. I miss times like that kid who hide inside a barn and trolled the entire USA for a full day while they thought he was high in the clouds hugging a weather baloon.

Also you should start using a trip it makes things easier than just this cartoon pic, btw what cartoon is this? I only know old shit like courage and cow and chiken.

>>37773946
Quit my normie wage cuck 'casual job'
So happy to be back a NEET

>>37775630
It's really a matter of opinion, doesn't really bother me. You imply an awful lot about attention seeking behavior when it comes to me, I'm doing what I want because it's fun to do so. Whether attention is gained or not is irrelevant to me. I'll post regardless? I'm never using a tripcode so. It's a really cute series, Steven Universe.

>>37775630
>I miss times like that kid who hide inside a barn and trolled the entire USA for a full day while they thought he was high in the clouds hugging a weather baloon.
what does that have to do with anything
>>37775678
are you really indian

>>37775676
Glad to hear you're enjoying yourself.
>>37775701
I never once stated I was Indian so no idea what you're on about really? I'm from Philippines.

I want to think that our connieposting avatarfag is a fellow likeminded robot, getting high on several layers of dank irony and subversion, but I'm starting to think they're just an avatarfagging idiot. I'm disappointed tbdesu.

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>>37775678
>You imply an awful lot about attention seeking behavior when it comes to me

I'm not really the one that avatarfags every single day multiple times a day.
At least try to help out and make a cool thread about what you have eaten or some retarded shit you found in the street.

Honestly, you're not very different than the porn spammers on this board but whatever keep doing your stuff.

This board belongs to people like you now, I'm just being a grumpy anon, don't worry about me.

>>37773946
If I don't die in my sleep tonight, what do I do in this hell tomorrow?

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>>37775678
Grease up, honey, I just bought a jackfruit.
>yvw

>>37775701
>what does that have to do with anything
This board used to be /b/ with less porn spam and soc shit.

Another funny thread a dude made once was about he finding a cowbird egg and asking anons what to do with it which ensued a big argument if the cowbird egg deserved to be there or not, from philosophical standings to anons trying to start a crusade against a bird. It was fun.

>>37775744
Think what you want? I'm not here to live up to any expectations, here to have my fun. That's all.
>>37775754
I don't have to do anything really? It's whatever.
>>37775761
Whatever you choose to do.
>>37775800
Ugh. Please stop?

>>37775828
but what the fuck are you talking about a news incident for, like it has anything to do with /r9k/?

>>37775927
Now we only have threads like this and interracial porn spam.

Thanks for making the board shit.

>>37775952
and you blame abusive dads in the midwest for not having as many fun hijinks, and also people who don't understand this correlation, for the change...?

>>37775968
No I just blame you guys for being attentionwhoring faggots with lack of originality.

>>>/soc/

>>37775989
>implying anyone cares
Someone sure is upset over """"""""their"""""""" board being hijacked.

I've been watching TV with a girl from my class a few times now but nothing
ever happened between us, only some minor cuddling.
She's even extremely nerdy (and also looks a bit like that).
Sometimes she was looking at me like she wants more than just us watching but when I tried to
go for more she pulled back (maybe I've missed the right moment or some bullshit).
Next week I'll probably be at her place again. What do?

>>37773946
I'm doing good. I'm also writing an essay on the Higgs-Boson. now, so hush.

>>37777246
Oh my gosh, that's so cute. You should make a move? Like honestly should.
>>37777302
Glad you're doing well. Umm, I guess I'll hush now?

>>37777562
Yup, I definitely should make a move.
But like I said, until now she didn't go with it.
Either I really missed the right moment or I'm skin deep in the friendzone (I'm afraid it's the latter).

>>37777787
There's never a right moment, that's just an excuse people use to justify their failures. Create the moment yourself. That way you have chance to succeed.

>>37778813
True. I know that I failed.
But it's totally gonna happen next time, right guys?!

>>37779051
Umm who knows? Like it's entirely on you so. Just work on it? I guess. Best of luck to you in your pursuit.

>>37777777
Oh shit, I missed it, I was late...

>>37773946
ive been cutting opals all day and i had to stop because my fingers were bleeding fucking everywhere

>>37779378
For?
>>37779412
What were you cutting them for? That sounds interesting to be honest. Have you properly cleaned your wounds? Please feel better.

>>37773946
>This faggot can avatarfag as a someone from fucking Steven Universe but if I post one cute horse I get banned
Shit's unfair desu

>>37779518
Enough of this nonsense, j demand you fingerblast yourself with a large turnip RIGHT THIS INSTANT OH MY GOD get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND OH DADDY!!!!! I'm high as balls right now holy cow.... you are a faggit like Bob Saget.

>>37779590
Why speak so horrendously of homosexuals? What have they ever done to you? It's as if you're projecting your own insecurities on others. Sheesh, what a loser.
>>37779601
Didn't I ask you to lay off the drugs? I think it would be beneficial to all.

>>37779640
I'm just insulting your taste in cartoons man, no need to be so outraged. Anyways i'm gay as fuck

>>37779732
I'm not a man? Feel free to do so, that's not important but like, eh. It's whatever. No one was outraged.

I'm trying to find a job because I'm getting kicked out in two months. No big deal, I wanted to move anyways after my birthday.

Job market sucks here and I only have 900$ saved up for moving :(

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>>37779640
Didn't I ask you to put the veg in your vag?????? Did I ask you to fucking double penetrate yourself with your five a day? Didn't I ask you to show your butt hole??? Didn't I ask you to get FUCKING STONED??? While I jack the fuck OFF!!!!???? WAHAHAHAHA oh my goddddddd anon holy moly.

>>37779785
Are there any shelters you can stay in in the meantime? That may be a potential option for you. Though I guess it depends on your country because in some you have to pay for it. I wish you the best, feel free to share more.
>>37779862
You're so demanding, like simmer down. Rude.

>>37779756
>I'm not a man?
You seem pretty unsure about that. Also good to know that your a beta coward

>>37779902
>your a beta coward
Heh. Dummy. Afraid not.

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>>37779899
No shelters I live with my parents for now an I can rely on my boyfriend too. I just wish I didn't fuck over every offline relationship. My family hates me and I have no friends to stay with. I don't know what I'm going to do with how shitty the job market is

>>37779932
>Lets me insult their taste
>Posts on r9k
>Not a beta
Good one

>>37779967
Oh my gosh, that's incredibly sweet of you to say. Thank you.
>>37779985
Hmmm, at least you have them to rely on for now. Maybe community work would help? Is it too late to reconnect with your family?
>>37779989
Wew. You clearly came prepared. I'm genuinely so hurt at some loser who has the might to so cleverly outwit me. Oh my gosh, you're a genius. It's like you don't know you post here, see I post out of fun. You're probably here out of being mentally deficit so. It's honestly whatever.

>>37780044
I don't want to reconnect with my family. They've treated me so horribly throughout the years. For example, today is my dads birthday and he left me at home.

I'm looking for work but on my birthday I'm just going to be like "Well, later doods" write them a letter and tell them how absolutely disappointed they claim "family is thicker than blood" but out their own daughter because of her mental illnesses.

>>37780044
So basically you can't refute not being a beta so you use sarcasm to seem superior.

>>37780088
Oh? That's a shame. I can't really speak on mental illness as I've never experienced them but like, do you have to take medication for it? Or something.
>>37780134
What you say had been made irrelevant, why're you still here? Like honestly. Leave already. You're so annoying.

>>37780199
Medication doesn't work for me. It doesn't cheer me up or anything. I used to do therapy but my parents wont take me anymore and I legally can't drive because of my eyesight

>>37780199
>What you say had been made irrelevant
How has it?

>>37780236
Have you thought of walking to wherever you need to go? Or umm, is it too far? Anyways have you been through more than one type of medication? Some effect others differently.

>>37780311
That's not very nice of you not to respond to my post desu

>>37780570
You're the one who's not nice. Leave me alone.

>>37780665
Hey, i'm sorry that I've been such a cunt to you

>>37780746
That's unexpected? If you're sincere I guess it's okay.

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I feel conflicted.
A man needed my help. He came to me while I was walking home and needed gas money to go back to Canada (I'm upstate NY). I had less than ten dollars at hand but I still gave it to him., He insisted on taking me to an ATM and getting more. While I had it, I was torn with getting in a stranger's car, though he had his kid and friend with him. I really should have offered my help and I still feel bad for not doing anything.

Was I in the wrong?

>>37780831
You don't necessarily owe anyone anything per se? It's just, like out of kindness I guess. I don't really think you're at fault but ultimately it's your decision that matters in the subject.

>>37780873
Fair enough. If I had more, I'd give it to him in a heartbeat.

Something I've been thinking about lately. At what point does "confidence" become delusion? Nobody accuses me of lacking confidence for not attempting to buy a flat-screen TV with $5. But somehow not attempting to get a qt with my ugly manlet ass is a confidence issue. In essence they're the same thing, attempting to obtain something desirable using a currency well bellow its value.

>>37780772
Yeah, I can be a bit of an antagonistic ass-hole at times, I felt kinda bad about it.

>>37780831
Lel what? A random stranger (a fucking leaf no less) gives you some sob story about needing to return to canacuckland, you offer him all you have on you at the moment and he's not satisfied so he "offers" you a ride to the nearest ATM for more shekels? And you feel BAD for not helping?

>>37780936
I never really thought of it this way? Though I will say I feel you're depreciating yourself in the process. I know not everyone will succeed, that's a given but like if you just try to do an act it betters your chances? If that makes sense.
>>37780950
Ah, I see.

>>37781063
I'm cynical but I'm not a bad person. I'm more likely to help someone and give rather than take.

>>37773946
I'm pretty okay. I've been extremely bored recently.
I just finished the Andrew Blaze suicide tapes.
I'm moving to California pretty soon.
thanks for asking :^D

>>37781126
That's good, glad to hear you're feeling so. You're welcome.

>>37781114
Me too, but if I offer a guy a tenner for gas money and his first response is to offer me a ride to an ATM so that I could give him MORE gas money? Fuck outta here. My generosity has its limits, and any sensible person planning a trip across a boarder would account for gas money, fucking leaf probably wanted to rob you or rape you in the ass or something, I don't care if he had a kid.

>>37781254
I don't like to assume, but I wasn't going in his car anytime soon. Like you said, there's helping people and there's being gullible.

>>37781073
I mostly apologised because of how kind and sincere you seem to be, I don't feel I should trash talk someone like that.

>>37781355
Well that's sweet, and I appreciate it. <3