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>father sees mouse in kitchen >tells me to set a trap >set

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>father sees mouse in kitchen
>tells me to set a trap
>set an actual trap and don't think about gay stuff
>less then 10 minutes later go back into kitchen
>see this
Damn I am gooood. Who else here has accomplished something today?
If the mods ban me again for a thread like this I will find the place where the servers are stored and stab a breadknife in the electronics, it's not fucking animal cruelty they're a pest and need to die. I also didnt spoiler last time, happy now?
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I guess you did good
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>>37773289
>doesnt have small razors on bottoms of clamp like insane grandpappy did

Never gonna make it
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>>37773289
lol it even shit itself
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>>37773289
good job OP you even got the shitter to shit himself in pure fear your pappy must be proud
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Do they sell trap traps anywhere? Wouldn't mind catching one.
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>>37773778
Where do you live? Here in the U.S just go to any home improvement store and look in the pest control section.
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>>37773778
Op here, I actually bought my traps at a pet store. Pretty ironic but some snake owners actually catch their own mice to feed to their pets so it makes sense I guess. They also sell the cage traps but those are more expensive and you're stuck dealing with a living shitter, so I opted for this instead.
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>>37773289

DID IT DIED

also, nice blacksausage-shaped shit
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>>37773951
Yes ofc it's dead anon, It's fucking head was caved in and it was bleeding from the mouth the most I've yet seen a mouse bleed.
This is him next to my hand. I do this now to keep track of the size a little. These fuckers are bigger then they used to be I swear, though the last one I killed before this one was a little larger still.
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sleep tight mouser :(
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>>37774130
Shut up, Stockman. Don't you have a limb to lose?
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>>37774130
He will feed others, his death won't be for naught.
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clearly a faggot rat.

in fact, he went for a trap, and there were also two cats drawn onto it.

>>37774260

no rat ever had such a funeral
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>>37774062
I like how that's a German trap.
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These fuckers keep digging around my house. Worried about them fucking up the foundation.
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>>37773289
It shit itself
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nice! its life had to end because you were uncomfortable with it having one, good job son
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>>37774260
Should've gave him a viking funeral.
Would've been cool to see
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>>37774778
I did add a few little flower petals to safeguard it's passage to Walhalla.
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>>37774260
wait, didn't you take a dump on it ?
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>>37774957
>viking funeral
that means setting mouse on fire and pushing burning platform onto water.
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>>37774997
I know but I didn't have the time to do it. It's a fucking pest so it'll just have to settle for an Ikea-tier funeral.
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>>37774997
That would smell fucking disgusting
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>use rat poison
>afflicted mice slowly flit about like heroin addicts
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>>37773289
Nice catch OP,
Also, thumbs up for the funeral, you must be a good person if you pay that amount of respect to a pest.
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>>37775653
OP here, we don't use poison anymore. Came back after a holiday once and the whole living room was buzzing with thick shiny flies. When we finally found the mouse carcass a maggot burst from it's eye. Also, i once scooped up a dying mouse that was to feeble to run away due to poison, but he bit my finger pretty hard. I let go of him but he actually held on to my finger with his teeth. I had do shake my hand to get him off but either that or the fact I accidentally flung him 5 meters broke its neck and killed it.
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>>37773289
oh good work b.op.
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> it's not fucking animal cruelty they're a pest and need to die.

The only pest on this planet are humans such as yourself.
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