This is literally like like 6, 6.5 inches, what the hell is she

>>37770970
They lie about penis size in porn all the time.

6 inchers are presented as 8 inchers, lol

>>37770970
She's marveling at the wonders of modern surgery that allowed that man to have a plastic penis.

>>37770970
Maybe she's only seen yours before.

>>37770970
She's a straight woman who likes dicks even if they're not huge

>>37770970
This makes me fell better

her face says "omg, this is bigger than mine"
her eyes say "you're sucking mine after"

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>>37770970
even small variations can have a large impact on the enjoyment of your next Hot dog OP

>>37770970
She's not measuring from the tip to the pelvic bone.
Honestly that's probably an 8 incher.

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>>37770970
It's not the length I am envious of, it's the girth. My dick is 6.2 inches in length, but only 4.8 inches in girth. That's like borderline pencil dick status. Fucking sucks. Even dudes who have like 4 inch dicks but have like 5-6 inch girth are better off than me.

>>37773160
Sort of in the same boat. 7.6 length but 5.2 girth. It looks pretty small to me.

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>>37773384
I'd kill to have your dick dude.

>>37771740
It's 7 at the most.

>>37770970
>it's literally crayon scribbles on construction paper, what the hell is she putting on the refrigerator for

>>37770970
LOOK AT HER STUPID LIPS

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>>37773540
I don't know why her lips look so weird there but she's just a regular looking milk of magnesia white Nubian Queen.

>>37770970
It's a movie you reject.

>>37774454
The point in the OP is that porn stars usually hold a 12 inch ruler or their forearm next to a penis and make that face, not pull a tape measure out to 6 inches and make that face, you autist.

I want to suck a cock so badly. I hate roasties so much for having the privilege of getting almost any dick they want

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>>37774479
I bet you sit around a table with other guys and discuss Star Wars, too. Who shot first? Han? Greedo? Did Greedo even shoot? It's a mystery for the ages!!

>>37774530
Yeah, sometimes I sit around with my friends and discuss movies or music or TV shows. This is what you do when you have friends, you discuss things.