Alright /r9k/ I'll let you decide my day and whatever I

>>37770510
take a shower first

>>37770510
delete your facebook
you won't

>>37770570
i havent used normiebook in years

>>37770563
ok on it sir

>>37770510
Drink 3 gallon of water in 20 minutes

Buy a flower bouquet and confess your romantic feelings to your sister.

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>>37770583
delivering,do i wash my hair too?

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>>37770510
Let some PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>37770598
Don't do this, it would make you sick.

Drink two glasses of water instead

>>37770614
she lives a bit far but i can be there in 1 hour
>>37770598

how much is that in non amerishart units

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Dress well today (don't be dumb and wear a suit or some shit just be casual) and go buy food from a place you haven't eaten before (no fast food pls)

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>>37770510
Do as many push-ups as you can without hurting yourself.
Clean your room.
Find a book that you might want to read.
Think about getting a haircut.
Go for a 20 minute walk.
Hydrate.

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>>37770510
Smoke pot and jack off!!! You've got to get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND OH DADDY!!! You've got to get high on...weed!!! Fucking smoke weed every day you ninny!! You fucking ninny muggins!!! Your orders for today are to spend all day in bed watching porn smoking pot and JACKING OFF!!!!!

>>37770622
Take a normal shower bro wash everything

>>37770640
It's too much water to drink. Don't.

>>37770640
11 liters, aka death

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>>37770650
Don't do this, OP. Become the man that your ancestors would be proud of.

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Find a random pedestrian and pretend you know them, keep doing this until someone awkwardly pretends they know you because they assume they forgot.

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>>37770643
sure what kind of place do u have in mind

>>37770644
on it
>>37770650
sure

also done w shower

>>37770682
I order you to throw away any drugs or alcohol that you find or come into possession of.

>>37770510
go to an adult store and buy the biggest dildo you can find

>>37770682
Dude dont smoke broccoli

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>>37770677
Reddit style plot twist: his ancestors are Cheech and Chong!!!! Wahahahaha ANON HOLY SHIT!!!! haha you did Nazi that coming, did you? Anne Frankly????? Wahahahaha suck my goddddddd stick!

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>>37770644
progress report
>>37770699

ok even unopened bottles?
>>37770703
added to the list once i leave the house

>>37770715
Awesome job cleaning your room, Anon.
Yes. Stop drinking entirely.
Obviously don't throw away anything that doesn't belong to you.

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>>37770730
yeah i live alone in a 3 bdroom apt so it gets messy i can throw anything out

so far good progress

>>37770749
You're doing a splendid job.

>>37770749
Take them out to the trash / recycling bins.

alright i think im done w the majority of the clean up also threw away my weed and the liter of jeger i had

whats next?

Pick your nose before you go out, pics if anything juicy

>>37770510
send me $20 on paypal
[email protected]
>tfw when on purpose

>>37770793
Did you do the push-ups?

>>37770793
put peanut butter between your ass cheeks before you leave

>>37770680
Don't ignore this

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>>37770797
alright nothing juicy
>>37770824
sent enjoy

>>37770828

dont have


>>37770827
I did like 15 couldnt really do more

>>37770845
once I'm outside alright

Print out a picture of a qt trap and tape it to your back before you leave the house.

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Go to the beach, assuming its summer where your from.

>>37770824
>>37770857
lucky bastard wtf

>>37770877
Nice dubs. Now he has to go to the beach.

>>37770510
finger your asshole and post results

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>>37770857
>goodguyanon.png
Thanks a lot, brother.

Dress up as the grim reaper and walk into an old persons home

>>37770918
How are you going to spend the money?

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disposed the trash and now outside what do

Don't send anybody any more money. From this post on, nobody's requests for money shall be valid; no immunities.

>>37770927
Paying my phone bills.

Go into a fast food place and pretend to have a giant stutter. When they finally understand what you want, in perfect english say you want something else.

>>37770932
Scream. Make the neighbors scared of you.

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>>37770933
This!!! Only give money to your weed dealer wahahahaha!!!!

>>37770932
Do this, and immediately >>37770875

>>37770680
upboated

btw I'm a femmeboat so now you have to do it.

>>37770960
Don't do this anon, you will get beat up

>>37770960
dont have a printer can go to a print shop tho also im trying to take pics but even the smallest res is too big for r9k on the street now

1. Take a nice picture of nature
2. Attempt to get a girl's number (assuming you're straight)
3. Visit a point of interest in your town you've never visited before

>>37770986
Ok, then go to a print shop

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>>37770995
omw
>>37770994
sure

>>37771019
Are you walking to the shop?

>>37770932
This has dubs you must do it
>>37770877

>>37770950
did so
>>37770680

also did this to an eldery woman but she ended up making a small talk with me after i disposed the trash for a good 2 or 3 minutes

>>37771030
>but she ended up making a small talk with me after i disposed the trash for a good 2 or 3 minutes

Loooooooool

>>37771028
yep to the closest i know
>>37771029

landlocked country

>>37771045
Where are you from op? screenshot picture of map for us so we can plan your day more efficiently

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maximum file size is super annoying

>>37771045
When you walk into the shop you have to shout "[yourname] HAS ARRIVED!"

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>>37771067
here you go this is the map

Stream everything you're doing on Twitch or something

>>37771097
Nah, just keep updates here

>>37771097
ok how do i set one up?

head to your cities local open air drug market and coldcop some heroin or cocaine, take a small line and carry on your day

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>>37771109
Wahahahaha and masturbate!!!

>>37771079
This. Record it as proof OP

>>37771109
stop trying to corrupt him with drugs. He's a pure man now

OP IS PURE
PLEASE KEEP DAY WHOLESOME

>>37771107
Download app on your phone

>>37771136
>>37771124
Go to church anon and free yourself of sin

>>37771158
This, but with the trap picture taped on his back

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found a livestream software if anyone is intrested but its gonna kill my 4g in 30 min cuz its using like 10 mb/s

>>37771123

alright

>>37770682
Not sure what type of places you have around you to eat anon but anything you've been curious about trying I guess. Don't really want you to waste your money so the choice is sort of up to you

>>37771185
Don't kill your data, you won't be able to update us!

>>37771185
don't worry op, you can get more data with the $480

>>37771209
Then how will he pay to print off the trap?

>>37771185
Lower stream quality

>>37771190
well im walking to our largest shopping center anyway to print stuff so they def have a food court section with things ive not tried before

>>37771158
No, go to church and yell "I AM HERE TO HAIL SATAN" and run tf out

>>37771224
data doesn't cost that much does it? I don't have a normiephone so idk

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>>37771237
there is a jewish church on the way to the shopping center will that work?

>>37770948
>>37771230
You have to do this when you get food, don't forget.

>>37771262
In that case yell 'HEIL HITLER'

Order a Pizza with toppings you absolutely hate and eat it.

>>37771261
its like 1$/1gb but im switching to the unlimited plan if im going to the shopping center

>>37771230
Alright cool cool update us on what you get once you're there mate.Also what are you using to stream i'm interested in watching

>>37771272
NO OP IS GOING TO HEAVEN

>>37770510
Give a stranger the five hundred dollars

>>37771274
did this 2 days ago put every topping possible on the pizza and it looked like an abomonation

>>37771288
OP has already ascended beyond god's grasp

>>37771288
Dubs confirm's, don't be corrupted op

https://youtu.be/bjtXjthL-WQ

I'm working on making a telephonic line so I can download the call and upload it here,ill give you a number, you call.

>>37771311
Double dubs, op is now jewish

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>>37771095
Holy shit, an other hungarian anon. Nice to see!

Why are you doing this?

also post trap pics to print out
>>37771335
you can give me any number ill call it

>>37771347
bored robot who didnt go out for weeks now

>>37771353
hungary

>>37771365
meetup with >>37771347

reee at a stacy you see on the street, record reaction

>>37771349
Do the traps have to be sfw?

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gettin closer>>37771377
sure if he is within 2 hour range

>>37771396
preferebly
>>37771390
how old stacey?

>>37771377
>>37771397
I'm from Budapest and currently studying for my exams, so sadly its not possible.

>>37771396
Not the original anon that asked but I hope you get a SFW one. Don't stick on your back either that would terrible

>>37771419
i go to budapest weekly if you wanna hang out sometime drop me your number

>>37771411
I'm not at my computer with my trap folder, someone else will have to supply the image.

>>37771411
no old ladies but everything else is fair game

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sfw trap catgirl 4 u

>>37771459
will do
>>37771444

kay

>>37771459
Thanks for helping me and op out by supplying an image, anon

>take last 2 digits of my post
>go to G2A
>make filter "games under $10"
>buy the game that coicindes with the last two digits of my post (ie if it's 43 buy the 43rd game on the list)
>send to the first anon to reply to this post with their steam (won't be me, I'm just in a nice mood)

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almost there hope they dont discriminate traps

>>37771550
xxIcedog68xx

Get gym membership if you don't already have one, start stronglifts

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>>37771556
did you reee yet?

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>>37771550
this is the game

>>37771588
>FIFA
Kek. Perfect. Send to >>37771568. Enjoy

>>37771550
http://steamcommunity.com/id/iamthewarthog

Thanks anon

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>>37771585
i have to a small girl and it was super autistic

also arrived to the mall

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>>37771601
here u go anon enjoy mane

>>37771612
>>37771390
>record reaction
:^(

what's at the mall? haven't been to one in a long time so i need context for things to tell you to do

>>37770710
i love it when you post, anon

>>37771612
when buying ask if they accept good boy points

pick where to eat
https://youtu.be/M2TGh4WW1kw
>>37771651
got too nervous and the video looks autistic

>>37771612
Buy a Hoop (doughnut) and put it on your finger(s) like a ring. Eat while you walk around

>>37771678
it's okay bb
get ketchup packets and write "poo poo pee pee" with it on the table

>>37771678
JACK'S BURGERS

What are the best degrees for work in the public sector?

>>37771650
You were supposed to send it to the steam account

>>37771730
whoops this isn't auspol, my bad

>>37771733
oh shit sorry

>>37771713

what do i get there

>>37771733
I was the anon who made the request. Close enough. If that anon got sniped sucks to be him. It was only FIFA

Put the burger on the table and eat it with no hands

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>>37771678
Couldnt really tell what any of them were besides the KFC so I guess get anything that's isn't KFC anon. Hope you enjoy your meal !!

List out 5 goals you want to achieve by the time you are 30 and post it on this thread.

>>37771334
Proud of you family you will make my day

>>37771753
A chicken burger. Preferably a fried chicken one,

got some food sitting next to a qt black girl who is eating kfc

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>>37771349
Print this lovely penis instead

>>37771868
>qt
>black girl
pick one

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>>37771870
Stop! We agreed to keep op pure.

>>37771914
she left after i said shes qt

>>37771937

i might be biased by wife is black

>>37771956
Cmon man if you don't record any of this its not fun. How do we know you're actually doing it?

>>37771963
ill connect to the kfc wifi and see if i can do a livestream

>>37771678
my my what a sexy voice

>>37771963
he will stream it when unlimited data I think was the plan

>>37771956
>my wife is black
Dropped. I regret trying to turn you into a better person, OP.

Kill yourself.

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>tfw this is the most exciting thing happening in my life

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>>37772004
Same, I want to die.

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>>37771119
That pic reminded me of this I took of a crumpled Star Wars bag.

Never before seen by the public. World premiere.

>>37771995
im sorry i disappointed you

Say really loudly "Ho Boy is this burger extremely tasty. Mmmmm-mm! So good!" In English in your best American accent

not sure if this works try this link here

https://livestream.com/accounts/25396702/events/7516958

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>>37772011
I was literally thinking the same thing, anon.

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>>37772069
This is what I see when I try to use it

Find one of those large garbage containers, climb inside and wait for people to walk by, then Start autistic screeching inside container

>>37772125
well i tried 2 stream apps and both automatically ends if i tab out of the app

>>37770510
Draw a penis on your buttcheck and post the picture to /r9k/. Then make yourself a sandwich.

>>37772069
Signed up and followed you

>>37772069
says it ended dawg get back on

quick go charge your phone!

>>37772159
Is it over or should I sign up?

>>37770510
spend as much time as possible outside

>>37772167
i signed up waiting for him to get back on

>>37772069
cant you just use the youtube live streaming feature and do a low quality stream? or does that not work with phones

>>37772177
Let me know if it starts again

https://youtu.be/WKxt0pEgNQQ

send me everything to be printed at the printing station

>>37772195
Requirements for YouTube Live

Confirm that your channel isverifiedand that you have nolive stream restrictionsin the last 90 days.

Note: For YouTube live on mobile, your channels must have over 1,000 subscribers.

>>37772225
what about twitch?

>>37772011
Don't. It's your turn tomorrow

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>>37772201
these videos feel /cozy/ imo

print this qt out

>>37772239
Who's turn is it today?

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>>37772201
Please print this anon

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>>37772201
print this cute penis

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>>37772201
Original person who asked you to print out the trap here. Print this too.

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>>37772201
This too my dude

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>>37772201
print this cure girl!

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>>37772201
scare the normies desu

>>37770510
go to a fast food restaurant, or any other store with many people in it, with 40 (or 20) pennies of 10 cents each. Yell "FREE MONEY" (in Hungarian) and throw all the pennies to the floor.After that stay silent and expressionless for like 2-3 seconds, and then just casually exit the store without saying anything all while recording the audio with your phone (like have it recording in you pocket or something). if you don't want to do this inside a store just go to local playground or any other place with many people. finally just post what the people's reaction was (did they go to get the money or not (you don't have to post a picture for that)). hope you deliver but even if you don't it's k.

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Masturbate to this picture.

I like this thread. Will do something similar when I finish my exams.

also note the printing station doesnt print on paper it prints it like a normal picture on hardened frame like old cameras

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>>37772201
Print this treasure.

>>37772321
Hey, is he alright?

>>37772321
>implying i haven't already fapped to this

>>37772336
Yeah man he's just in a wheelchair now

>>37772336
Just having a bad day is all

>>37772321
Did he deadd?

>>37772336
Despite how severe the injuries look, after a night in hospital he came out ahead

Go to a club/party and reeeee irl as loud as you can

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>>37772201
got you fampailam

>>37772378
That pun blew my mind

Op please come back

Where the hell did you go OP

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>>37772201
Print a few copies of this out.

>>37772556
am here doing the prints the machine isnt too obedient and bad

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>>37772201
Print one of these.

>>37772556
>>37772529
Got ganked by the printing lady, RIP OP

>>37772572
Ahhhhhhhhhh I thought it was that by the thumbnail! Aahhhhhhhhhhhh

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op here giving an upate the pictures are being framed as we speak

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>>37772681
HE ACTUALLY DID IT! INCREDIBLE!

OP, I want you to go up to a random person of your choice and give them a hug.

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more prints awaiting framing

>>37772681
I love you OP. What was the reaction of the wagies?

>>37772799
the guy doing it is asking if its a prank i said no

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>>37772749
can they only do .jpgs?
if they can only do jpgs i wanna re-request this

>>37772811
tell him you're taking them to a funeral

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>>37772201
Pppprint this out.

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OP hand out the framed images to normies in the mall

>>37772749
Don't forget to print the original trap!

>>37772874
This. Or just leave them in random spots in the food court.

>>37772877
oh shit u r right

also im signing the unlimited data contract right now so i can stream

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>>37772874
This please OP!!! And video it.

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op here got the unlimited data pack

>>37772986
Did you print the original trap yet? Show us.

>>37773016
omw send the pics again

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new uncapped no fair use 4g ready to use kinda meh upload speed

>>37772016
Thank you, Anon, this is going into rotation.

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>>37773030
Here is a qt trap to print

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>>37771657
I actually quit weed a while back, but this schtick remains...

>>37773118
ok getting em printed and framed

take a shit and show pic of the poopy

This is the best thing ever! Gonna have to do one like this

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left this on the shelf for normies

>>37773199
Beautiful! If I saw that I'd take it home and love it.

OP next one you should take to the check out one of the Trap framed photos and ask the check out girl "how much is this?"

>>37773225
Then when they can't find a price, just shrug and say "ah well, thanks anyways" and leave it with her

>>37773199
This is amazing. Thank you so much OP. I was having a bad day and you made it better.

ok do what now? also on 22% battery

>>37773302
Charge phone at once

>>37773327
so go home?

>>37773302
please help my uncle its a go fund me
>/arnold-jeffrey-gardner-jr
if its a picture with two men and one is wearing a graduation gown thats the one, its canadian too by the way

>>37773343
Not OP, but sorry, see >37770933

>>37773302
I thought you were going to stream? Did you even give the trap photo to the cashier, go to the church, and reeee at people? Record the reeeeing.

>>37773342
Smile and wave at every person close to you for fifteen minutes.

>>37773302
Go up to next male you meet and tell him you love him and want to sleep with him.

>>37773342
Buy a roastie outfit and walk around the mall in it

>>37773430
its now raining reee

>>37773342
Blast your favourite song for everyone to hear while you're walking.

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pure beauty in a single frame

>>37773501
that's such a cute little photo, go home, charge your phone and hang it up

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Send everyone in your direct family this picture

Take a selfie and post it.

op here the bag containing all things i bought broke in the middle of the rain everywhere and spilled out incudling my contract

I am screencapping this entire thread for the next time another board dares to mock robots.

>>37773520
Disregard that! Become sexually aggressive Anon!!! Find a woman and attempt sexual relations!!!!! SEXUALLY!!!!!

Don't forget to yell HEIL HITLER in the jewish church

Record it (at least the audio, you don't have to take your phone out if you don't want to)

>>37773581
pick it up retard

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rip bag

>>37773608
i did already

>>37773581
Go inside a store or some shit, dry off the contract, fold it and put it in your wallet. Afterwards, continue on with your quest.

Send 35$ PayPal to [email protected] and help me pay my rent. Also buy yourself something you've thought about buying for a long time

love sudden rainfalls im literally wet all over c

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>>37773616
god damn
everything got wet?
terrible news.
save what you can
try to keep positive
only one thing to do now
nuke some pizza rolls
eat until you get sick
drink until you die

Disregard that, read the first letter of every line.

>>37772681
thank you for this op, i love you

>>37773581
Next objective: Go up to a woman, ask her if you can hug her for a YouTube video, hug her if she says yes and then post it.

>>37773651
>>37770933
no more money begging

>>37773724
sounds great, but please be kind and dont forget to smile while doing it.

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Buy me your ultimate favorite game (under $20)
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198310897946

>>37773870
stop begging

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OP here back from for now because I had 7% battery put it on charger
>>37773575
OP

>>37773901
looking good, handsome!

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>>37773901
looking fly OP

>>37773901
did you switch to photograph machine because of max size problems?

>>37773901
Watch the first episode of My Little Pony while your phone is charging.

Sharpie in pooper pIz

>>37773901
Ahhhh what a cutie!

umm Op?
r u the big rip?

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>>37773586
For those who want it

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>>37770510
Buy one of these and break something with it.

Go out to a bar or some such shit anon and try chat to a girl.

Post what happenes after

I have never done so please wpuld you allow me to live one night through you?

Thanks xxx

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Please send 30 dollars to this paypal
<s>[email protected]</s>
I need it for antidepressants

>>37774592
>>37770933
stop fucking begging for money you faggot, OP was already generous enough

>>37774592
fucking bs, stop begging op for money. get a job and become a wagecuck. antidepressants help at the start, on the long run they are only making you loose money. Accept who you are asshole.

>>37773901
It's almost 7. You still have time left. Go to a bar or something and try to get laid.

>>37774667
cant do that im in a ltr

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>>37774434
>tfw im in a legendary screencap
feels good man

op now have to work for like 3 hours I'm behind with orders

>>37774747
Tell your boss you think you deserve a raise.

>>37774826
I'm my own boss I own a company

>>37774832
give yourself a raise of 1 dollar

OP:

Are you the same person who posted this thread the other day?
>>>/lgbt/8443697

>>37774851
no I'm pretty sure I'm straight
>>37774842
ok

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>>37774868
great, you deserve it OP, this thread really cheered me up

You're a good boy OP. Henceforth, no requests for you to do anything that harms you are valid.

comment a rape fantasy on the conniefags thread

Buy something online relating to a hobby you like, and then go meet people who share the hobby.

>>37774992
thanks just bought a paint kit

p
m
u
p m u b u m p
u
m
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>>37774930
Except smoking weed until you spontaneously ejaculate immediately after!!! :):):)

>>3775088

op please tell me you did this

Give a bunch of money or your clothes to poor people or charity.

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OP, you are a great man. I wish you all the best in future.

buy fresh groceries and cook yourself a good meal with fresh ingredients. something like roast chicken or steak or shit
i miss these threads, thanks op

>>37775765
do this but get some beef and have roastie beef in honour of being on r9k

>>37775503
jesus christ those are some poorly drawn hands

>>37775765
>>37775791
don't forget potatoes and vegetables, they're mandatory
drinks are on you

>>37775864
>>37770933
quit begging for fucks sake

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Thank you OP, gave this Robot a fun time, keep it up. Also ignore the faggots begging for money.

Post pic of meal when you're done cooking, OP.

Join this discord server for general talking: KyZDcj

>>37774868
>I'm pretty sure
you don't sound so sure my man let me help with that

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You didn't post the trap you were supposed to print out. I am disappoint.

>>37777165
He only did a few things.

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>>37777431
But he said he went back to do it, I just wanna see the pics.

>Induction cook top
>put magnet on cook top
>put phone on magnet
>turn on cooktop
Kek

>>37777485
Calm down anon. It's ok.