>Be me >Come from upper middle class family >Have to

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>Be me
>Come from upper middle class family
>Have to go to Brighton on train
>Try to convince my parents to get a taxi
>Apparently to expensive so have to get train with common normies
>Buy first class ticket with own money
>Train arrives on time for once
>Haven't ridden on train for years
>Look for first class carriage
>Can't find it
>Too robot to ask conductor where the carriage is
>I honestly thought all trains had a first class carriage
>Have to sit in economy seating
>It's hot and smelly
>Chavs everywhere
>Brought my 3DS but don't play it.
>Scared people will laugh so just listen to music on phone
>No internet, cant listen to touhou music so listen to same old 3 songs on repeat
>Couple stops later a couple get on and sit right in front of me
>One of them pulls out some wine
>Really cheap shit, can still see Asda label on it
>Then she pulls out plastic wine glass
>I'm sitting there thinking what the fuck are they doing
>Then she pulls out a fucking baguette with filling
>They toast and start sharing the baguette
>Having a fucking picnic on the train
>What the fUuUuUck
>Honestly feel like a jew on the train to auschwitz

Why the fuck can't I just sit on my own in a nice first class both

WHY DO I HAVE TO SHARE A SMELLY SWEAT BOX WITH A BUNCH OF NORMIES????