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The problem with men?
From a male perspective.
I'm a male escort who is seeking sex with other men or women for money. After only a few weeks of this the problem with men is very clear and maybe robots can learn from my experience
>Men seldom have a concept of what constitutes enough, sexually.
I will always advertise what I'm willing to do yet 8/10 men request something outside of what I offer. As well a solid 6/10 just send me a weird email with pictures of their penis and a poorly punctuated description of their fantasy with absolutely no information about their self or mention of money.
>Men have no concept of what is too much
Very often I receive emails and messages from men instantly asking me if I'd like to talk to them on Kik or something like that before they've even attempted to understand what I'm looking for. It's just weird and kind of sad..
>Men don't have any notion of context and seldom have empathy
The majority of men who try to communicate with escorts seem to think an escort would for whatever reason be interested in providing them with free cyber sex. It's just gross and weird.
As a male escort, I can't imagine what female escorts have to put up with.
Sorry but your entire gender is horrible at communicating with people you want to fuck.
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The answer is that everyone, male and female, who engages themselves sexually are retarded primates.
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>>37768450
I agree and I don't enjoy sex but if men pay me in exchange for my body I'm completely willing as I have absolutely no intentions of contributing to humanity at all.
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>>37768403
>people who get escorts are weird misfits who can't control their libido
Who would've thought
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>>37768491
People who actually get escorts* are a small amount of people who try to talk to escorts.
All of my clients are middle aged men, often married who pay good money for very discrete and specific acts. They don't beat around the bush about money at all.
An overwhelming majority of people who contact me are 20 - 25 years old, make no mention of money and just immediately try to have cyber sex with me.
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>>37768403
>meet a few thousand people
>generalise about the other 3+ billion
thanks nigga
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>>37768595
>Compare experiences with other escorts
>Unanimously agree married professional men are the only people worth your time
>Get told you're making generalizations by someone who isn't an escort on /r9k/
This is the struggle
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Also, OP here, most of the girls on online dating websites are looking for some form of compensation for their attention which is definitely why you're not getting any free pussy as a virgin neet.
Why would I fuck someone for free if it's worth money and it isn't actually that fun in the first place?
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>>37768403
>pick up a male escort
>he wants sex but I toss on a 2011 kino anthem
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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>>37768403
>no mention of money
No shit.
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>>37768661
>Subsequently have fun getting paid to hang out with a dude who compensates people for their time and professional level of discretion.
Call me
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>>37768403
How much do you earn? How to get into the whoring game? I am willing to sell my boipuss. I want to buy a sailboat.
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>>37768403
OP IM CALLING YOU OUT ON YOUR SHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE FULL OF IT. NOTHING YOU SAID MAKES SENSE OR HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING. I THINK YOU ARE A LARPER. FUCK OFF
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>>37768717
and your OTHER party rockers
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>>37768738
It's easy, you just need to be willing to put a price tag on your dignity and potentially lower the price depending on how badly you need money.
It's incredibly depressing, especially if your straight. But I can make $150 USD for a quicky, and even $400 for a night out with a guy.
If you're good looking it helps a lot, gay guys actually like good looking guys whereas women only really like guys with money unless they are fucked up enough to be looking for a hooker themselves.
It's exceptionally lucrative but the only way to find out what works for you is to start selling your ass online and hone your craft from there.
I could easily make $2000 a month selecting the best clients or a lot more if I need money immediately.
Some weeks you get no one, some days you get two people.
Married men are always the coolest, and people who seem weird definitely are.
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>>37768629
>This is the struggle
"The struggle" where you make hundreds of dollars an hour for lying down and making the right noises?
>Unanimously agree married professional men are the only people worth your time
>[you know this because you] compare experiences with other escorts
This is like a nurse at a psych ward claiming the problem with men is that they don't take their meds and fight the nurses all the time. Yeah, maybe the married professional patients are the only ones who don't fight... but you're looking at a pool of psych ward inpatients.
Literally nobody in this thread has sent you a dick pic.
I'll paypal you $5 if you write "I'm a stupid faggot who doesn't understand statistics" on the sole of your foot then take a photo.
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>>37768798
What boards don't you browse? I'm tabbing between /fit/ /pol/ /v/ and /r9k/and you've shown up at every one.
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