Okay nyc robots What is the fastest most foolproof way to kill

>>37766203
God will burn you in hell forever even though he made you commit suicide its his fault

Oh and I don't want to die by train because while I am many things I'm not an asshole who fucks up everyone's day

Jump off a building you faggot
No matter what, someone's gonna have to clean up the mess, so stop acting like you're being considerate.
Hell someones gotta clean you up even if you dont become an hero.

Bruh id rather just one or two police officers be inconvenienced than thousands of commuters. If you're in NY and can get me a gun I'd be down for that.

>>37766248
fuck off, ive seen you in 6 different threads, go hang yourself in the church because mommy and daddy forced you to go despite your fervent fedora tipping at them

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>>37766486
if youre hell bent on it, an hero by cop, youll be dead for sure

>>37766557
Lol, gods gonna burn you in hell for suicide lol

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>>37766203
>implying you need friends to just walk into a gun store and purchase a firearm
retard

>>37766577
das a cute image, mang

does it have a dick?

>>37766577
I tried this one and got tased. That shit hurt like HELL

>>37766577
he's in nyc, there is a higher chance the cops kill a couple of bystanders than op

op here, back, took forever since the 4 runs local at night

>>37766630
doesn't this require ID and getting a permit and waiting for a bunch of time and stuff

>>37767379
Suicide by cop. Say hi to the demons for me.

>>37767434
I don't even know what that means, what would I do to trigger that

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>>37767379
yeah, but who are you kidding. you have nothing but time to wait until you are the proud owner of a murder weapon

>>37767491
I'd really like all this to end ASAP. I'm tired of it.

>>37766630
>>implying you need friends to just walk into a gun store and purchase a firearm
>retard
Holy fuck you're retarded if you think you can do this in New York. Then again aren't you some retarded heroin addict?

Jump in front of a subway or save money to purchase asphyxiant gas for an exit bag.

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McClane

>>37767521
I'm actually a software developer

>>37767541
see >>37766289, and I actually have a ton of disposable income, so money is no object. can I buy one at a drugstore or something or do I have to order online?

>>37767587
>moralfag cares about ruining a normalfag's day
Nevermind. I'm not going to help you.

>>37767442
then ur 14 and trying to deal with temporary problems with a permanent solution

>>37767600
okay fine, generally subways slow down at stations so the deathrate isn't that high