I haven't shit in over 2 weeks, I'm very fatigued, and my stomach hurts. Enemas don't work. The shit loaf is too hard. I need to go to the doctor but don't wanna embarrass myself like this.
It's the doctor's job to help you. He's seen way worse and will probably see worse. You will not be remembered. You're just one of the countless assholes that he works for money. Drink lots of diary, it will help moving your guts.