Why don't "they" ever tell you that looks are

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>>37762140
Welcome to the genes rng pool. Literally your life depends the moment you are born. If you got good genes you will live a happy life while people like us who get fucked lead miserable lifes.

>>37762140
>5'9
>105 lbs
>not fit
>god tier long hair
>deep masculine voice
>average face
>6 inch dick
>mentally ill
>no gf

>>37762140
>god-tier hair genes
I'm curious. Pics of your hair? You can blur out your face.

>>37762424
no pics, but my father is 70 and still has a full, thick head of black hair

>>37762140
>5'10
>fit, but build for athletic shit like running and climbing, not lifting
>mud brown hair
>muddy eye color
>skin like a knockoff mexican and face like i got dropped on my head when i was little
>5 inch dick
>nose literally bends horizontally in the middle
>collarbone bent upwards, throws off my stance

Why even live, guys?

>>37762140

>5'7
>200 lbs
>fat fuck
>probably retarded
>shitskin
>ugly face with nigger lips
>mentally ill
>never had a girl even like me ever
>Never knew what it's like to have a real friend (Not people who mock me and keep me around for lulz)

Why are you complaining here mr Ubermensh ?FUCKING NORMIES GETTING OFF RUBBING MY FACE IN MY OWN SUB HUMANITY !!!

YOU WIN !!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???? I'M LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW

>>37762140
>5'11"
>fit
>deep voice
>talented singer
>can make people laugh
but
>average face
>ginger
>visible receding hairline
Amazing how some little details can shaft you

>>37763751
>never had a girl even like me ever
>Never knew what it's like to have a real friend (Not people who mock me and keep me around for lulz)
Idiot, we're in the same boat. My point was that it doesn't matter if you're fat or fit, tall or short, witty or boring: if you're ugly, nothing else matters.

>>37763786 >>37763751


>talented singer
>can make people laugh

ur not a robot...
;_;

I am though...
You're here by choice. I never had a choice. I was born to be here.

Do "they" have to tell you? It should be obvious. Having an attractive face is everything.

>>37762140
>6'1"
>fit
>good face
>nice voice

but
>balding

kill me now

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>>37763786
>ginger
I don't know if other people have experienced this, but I've overheard several different black women on different occasions talking about how they had a ginger fetish.

>>37762140
>Why don't "they" ever tell you that looks are literally everything

Because then you'd stop trying, and that's bad for the (((economy))).

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Sounds like someone isn't being himself.

>>37763821
I'm sorry about that man. It's all the genetic lottery. I'm not kissless but I am a virgin. If it makes you feel any better, once people get to know the real me, and not the face I put up to please the normies, they all leave.

>>37763861
I don't know about anyone else, but I certainly wouldn't be as depressed if people just acknowledged this truth and didn't pretend like it doesn't matter.

>>37763885
I want you to succeed anon. I want you enjoy the life I never will because I like you more than a normie or chad.

>>37763836
Maybe I should look for a black girl then. Plenty at my college because of muh diversity. There was this one black qt who used to flirt with me in high school but I was too spergy at the time to notice. Parents would have killed me if I brought her home anyway.

>5'5"
>125 lbs
>skinny, mega unathletic
>No redeeming qualities besides great sense of humor and fairly smart
>High quality long hair, take super good care of it
>still don't know if it makes me ugly or not, probably a 6/10 overall
>extrovert, confidence improving drastically. No social autism at all, love talking to people.
>Khv
>plenty of friends, male and female. Still no dates
If it's possible to be more middle-of-the-road on the loser spectrum, I'll be shocked.

>>37762140
Hhhhmmmmm... roastie here, lemme see your face

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>>5'2
>>95 lbs
>>slender
>>uncutted hair for more than a year
>>Deep Asian accent
>>average Asisn face
>>5.5 inch dick
>>creepy facebook stalker
>>NEET
>>chubby slighty crazyp GF who enjoy petting me.

>>37762140
>No one ever looks you in the eye
This is what gets me the most, by far.
Not even my own mother looks me in the eye when she speaks to me.

Only person who ever did was a gril with very bad eyesight, who was still half-blind with thick glasses.

I'll greentext if anyone cares.

>>37763833
Balding literally doesn't matter if you're tall and fit with a good face. Just shave it off, and grow a beard if you want.

>>37763928
>plenty of friends, male and female
You're a failed normie, not a robot. Leave and don't come back.

>>37763944
kys larper

>>37763953
go ahead

orgyanal

>>37763998
Lmao, ok honey

>>37763979
Fuck off to your hole and take your no true Scotsman with you.

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>>37763751
this is what your dimensions look like on a biological female (5'7, 200lbs)
how do you stack up?

>5'9"
>Skinny but not skelly
>Thick, wavy hair
>deep voice
>7" dick
>nice face except for a bit of acne, which I'm trying to clear up now

I was just a few inches of height from winning the Chad lotto. But that combined with Asperger's has fucked me over for years

>>37764070
There is no way you are 200 lbs
who is that on your shirt?

>6' 2
>masculine voice, pretty ugly tho
>7/10 face
>meh hair
>huge arms and chest, /fit/ fag here
>grills hit on me all the time
>obsessed w one chick and hate everyone else
>KHV

>>37764070
this bathroom seems v. familiar :thinking emoji:

>>37764070
Man that doesn't even look fat
pls b my chubby gf

>>37764006
>check out dvds a lot from uni library
>the same gril at the counter usually checks them out for me
>cute and friendly and she's always interested in what movies i'm seeing
>looks me in the eye and smiles, genuinely
>literally no girl has ever done this before
>have a job with campus security
>watch the library on certain nights
>some nights she's working there at the same time
>we talk a couple times
>invites me to go bowling one time out of the blue
>both have fun, later end up at her dorm
>fully convinced she likes me
>sperg out and tell her i like her
>"i have a boyfriend"
>suicide.exe
>"oh but's not serious, he's actually cheating on someone else with me"
>asks if i want to sleep with her
>holy_shit.jpg
>but she only means in the same bed, not sex
>she ends up masturbating while i lie next to her
>try kissing her but she tells me to stop
>severe humiliation
>unable to fall asleep
>leave at 9:00 in the morning
Still talked to her every now and then at work and when I saw her around campus. There's more, but it isn't worth recollecting.

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here are your options oh pee
1. facial surgery
2. date a really short girl with REALLY bad vision so your face is far away and she can't even tell you're ugly
3. compensate and wear pleasing colognes, so that your pleasant smell overrules your ugly ass face
4. date a girl with a 10/10 body and 1/10 face just like you
5. date a blind girl
i'm sure there's more, just use your creative mind

>>37764275
That what you get for being a degenerated, atleast offer to eat her out.

>>37764388
I did, she said no in an original way :(

Just get plastic surgery.

>>37764138
fuck off trevor i'll kick your stinkin ass

>>37764093
it's einstein, it's my one jew shirt. also yeah, just lost 30lbs and have plateaued at 200

>>37764242
i am really not that fat. either made of lead, or people underestimate how heavy a body is filled with grubs and worms

>>37764379
>1. facial surgery
Even if I wasn't against it in principle, I'm not rich.
>2. date a really short girl with REALLY bad vision so your face is far away and she can't even tell you're ugly
This is my dream
>3. compensate and wear pleasing colognes, so that your pleasant smell overrules your ugly ass face
Nothing compensates for an ugly mug
>4. date a girl with a 10/10 body and 1/10 face just like you
Those don't exist
>5. date a blind girl
This is also my dream

>>37764497
>filled with grubs and worms
What was meant by this?

>>37764440
Welp, you try. Did you cuddle afterward?

>>37764537
Nope. She tried to sleep on top of me but she said I wasn't as "comfortable" as her boyfriend.

>>37764537
All this was a long time ago, too.
I fucking hate that it still bothers me

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>>37762140
I'm decently fortunate
>6'2
>good head shape (buzzcut)
>fit (but slim, not beyond ottermode)
>good face
>like 7 or just under dick
>good fashion (not/fa/)
but
>mental illness
>commitment and relationship issues
>smoke
>shallow
>take people for granted
>have bad dissociation
i guess it's pretty alright being really chill most of the time, but it gets lonely

>>37763952
sounds like the type of tryhard gf you don't want

>>37764990
what film? looks like tarkovsky

>>37765045
bingo. pretty sure this is Nostalghia

iktf fr fr