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>Mommy walks in the door holding bags of groceries
"Looks like mummy got some groceries, and she looks friendly. I wonder perhaps, did she pick up my tendies?"
>Yes, anon, I got you your tendies. They'll be ready in time for dinner.
>"Methinks, perhaps, they'd best be made now; Lest ye become burdened by poo poo somehow..."
>Anon, I don't have time. I need to go pick up your sister from school.
>"Sissy can wait, but poo poo cannot. The tendies will be here and they will be hot."
>Please don't do this again, anon. We can't afford to keep buying you new diapers.
>"You've forsaken me whim, let the poo poo commence. The contents within will be quite immense"
>What are you... OH MY GOD, ANON. THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE
>"I warned you, dear mummy, most surely I did. This is what you get for neglecting your kid!"
Then I played CS: Go for 26 minutes and went to bed. What did you do today
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>I've been a good boy and save up 50 GBP this week
>now I can dine on tendies ALL WEEKEND
>lunch goes smoothly enough. got a nice hot plate of tendies and sauce
>my tummy starts to growl later and I know it time for dinner
>I leave my room and head downstairs
>"mummy! time for din din! Its tendie time!"
>mumma is on the couch watching a movie with another new daddy
>lazy bitch. but who cares as long as I get my tendies
>"Sorry anon but you know the rules! tendies only once a day! just heat up some bagel bitez and leave me and my friend alone."
>fucking liar! theres no such rule posted on the GBP chart! and bagel bitez! what an insult!
>she'll learn
>wait untill 2 hours past my beddie bye time
>grab my pee pee spittoon and my hidden pair of mummys underwear to wear as a mask
>interrupt her and new daddy playing in her room
>"LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE CHICKEN TENDIES IS WHAT I DESIRE!"
>start spinning around like taz from loony toons spraying my pee pee all over
>new daddy is screaming and mum is crying
and here I am. eating breakfast tendies in bed like a king. New daddy even said he was going to show me his new gun in the woods next weekend.
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>>37762095
>>37762101
You people need professional help.
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Alex, I'll take "Things that never happened" for $1600.
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>>37762101
stale pasta
desu oregano
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>>37762720
Newfag normo. Detected
Please leavr
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>>37762095
>Then I played CS: Go for 26 minutes
You were the guy with no mic that left the competitive game and got a ban, weren't you?
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>>37762720
even redditors are less new than you
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