>you're walking down the sidewalk when you see a man

relationship with perfect girl

ability to convince anyone to have sex obviously, if you look at it positively you'll most likely get a relationship regardless. Also getting so potentially meaningful with no work would fuck with people.

Why would you not take perfect girl?

>>37761057
Having sex with a girl doesn't guarantee a relationship.

>>37761072
I don't know, maybe because I don't know what the perfect girl would be like and I refuse to believe one exists. I also enjoy the idea of working to make a girl like me, the initial romance before a relationship where both of you aren't really together but kinda are seems fun. There are also a lot of people I'd fuck.

>>37761089
I never said it would, but the sex would be fun wouldn't it? Also the types of people I'd fuck were people with whom I couldn't start a relationship anyway.

>>37760968
The first one obviously. If I wanted sex I'd just jack off, you get sex with the first option anyways with the added bonus of companionship

>>37761055
I picked this because I had to choose one and got choice anxiety so I picked the safe option with no downside.

although being able to walk up to a bunch of 10s and be able to convince them all to have sex with you would be one great life

you'd become a lonely sex addict since women even cheat on their movie star husbands

>>37761130
I know, I'm just clarifying that there's no guaranteed relationships, just guaranteed sex

>>37760968
>a relationship with your perfect girl that lasts until one of you dies or you end it. She will never cheat
How is this even a question?
I would obviously choose my perfect girl.

>>37761179
>How is this even a question
Good to see you chose the former, I would too. I made this question to see if this board would hold true to its ideals if presented the opportunity to become chad

I think the only reason you pick the first option is because you have little faith in yourself to achieve your "perfect girl" and thus would rather have it guaranteed than put the required work in to have it. This is way more destructive than the second one.

>>37760968
I'd suck his dick to aid his recovery and make him feel better, then I'd thank him for the pleasant afternoon and leave.

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i'm gay and don't like girls so for me perfect girlfriend is an oxymoron

so, i'd choose the latter and use it to convince all the hot straight guys to fuck me

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>>37761265
Here's the thing
hes a eunuch

Sex. If you picked the perfect girl you are LITERALLY a faghot. I get bored after banging the same chick twice. Plus, there's no point to a relationship if you can have sex with anyone retards

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>>37760968
you got me FUCKED UP LMAO. I'm never picking the perfect relationship fuck all of you needy clingy cunts. I just wanna nut and leave the house.

>>37760968
I can use the second one as much as I want?
Cuz I would choose that one and try to have sex with all kinds of famous people like the pope

>>37761470
Yes, the second one is reusable

>>37761221
There is very little chance of finding the "perfect girl", and you get nothing but hurt along the way. It's especially worse for robots who wouldn't even get one girl to start the process.

I'll take the perfect girl.

>>37761470
>Cuz I would choose that one and try to have sex with all kinds of famous people like the pope

>ywn mindbreak the pope

>>37761639
>ywn mindbreak the entire trump administration

>>37760968
if you choose sex you're a fucking ape and shouldn't be alive

>out of the kindness of your heart you help him
lol nope. Fuck him. Stopped reading cause that's where the story ends for me.

>>37761296
>i'm gay and don't like girls so for me perfect girlfriend is an oxymoron
>so, i'd choose the latter and use it to convince all the hot straight guys to fuck me

This
I would convince some millionaire straight Chad to fuck me until he's so confused he marries me

I already have the first one,

But if I chose it again can I have an exactly identical copy of her (she is strictly against nonmonogy but said it'd be hot if she had clones to fuck with)

The second one and fuck my mother.

>tfw wizard
Politely decline the offer and bid him good day.

>>37760968
>>37761470
Second option is a fucking superpower.
Love trumps money. Superpowers trump love.

>>37760968
Can I just take immortality?

If not I guess I'll pick the girl. If she's oerfect its impossible for me to dislike that option.

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>>37762589
Immortality was not an option

>>37762636
K. I'll take perfect girl then. Just asking cause I don't really care much about either option.

>>37762949
>I don't really care much about either option
You didn't have to hurt my feelings, anon.

>>37760968
I'd rape him

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>>37763030
I wouldn't do that if I were you

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>>37760968
Are there any other Kirei fangirls on /r9k/? He's so cool and dreamy. I wish I could teach him how to love.

>>37762991
Sorry, I'd just suck at being in a relationship and would hate having a ton of meaningless sex.

Disney-tier response incoming:
A true, lifelong bond is much harder to obtain than sex. It's also lifelong and guarantees access to sex. I already know a near-perfect girl so I'd choose the 1st option.

>>37763155
I'm not a fan of kirei nor am I a girl. He and I have had similar childhoods so I can relate to him

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>>37763155
I think Kirei was the best boy in the original VN but overall I'm more of a fan of Waver. I liked his development.

>>37760968
Are you serious breuh? Option 2, im gonna fuck the whole planet! ^You faggots included so prepare your faceholes

>>37763331
There are seven and a half billion of us spread across 7 continents, what makes you think you possess the time or financial resources to accomplish that task?

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>>37763331
C'mon. I'm waiting for ya.

>>37763362
aryan millionaire mommy gf here i come

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>>37763248
>He and I have had similar childhoods
Tell me more.
>>37763250
Why Waver, though? He's a pussy.

>abilty to summon a perfect waifu
or
>something women have already because they live life on ez mode
hmmmmmmmmmm

>>37763579
I've always lived up to my superiors expectations in their eyes, but I never could love anyone or form connections with other people. I was incapable of feeling what others called happiness, and I thought it was gods punishment. So I fasted and mutilated my body. Eventually I came to the conclusion that joy was just something I lacked.

>>37763733
You sound kinda hot. Do you like to get into fights with other men?

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My perfect GF, anything else is only going to lead to more depression. What's your perfect GF, robots?
Of course for me personality is way more important
>Fembot
>Dresses like an outcasted guy more than ladylike (IE jeans, skate shoes, beanie, hoodie, Tshirt.)
>Doesn't bother with makeup
>Likes autist stuff like anime and vidya
>Banterful and lighthearted
>More pragmatic than romantic, a romantic evening is simply to enjoy each other's company
>Equal relationship, both socially and sexually, neither over the other
>Cynical and nihilistic
>Her strengths and weaknesses counter mine
>heavily introverted
>Not hygene adverse, but not be vain in self image.
Does she exist?
Please say yes.

>>37764331
> a romantic evening is simply to enjoy each other's company
Just to clarify, I don't mean this is what I mean by romantic, I mean this is an ideal evening/weekend for her.

>>37764331
>What's your perfect GF, robots?
cute cake with hidden talent for videogames

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>you're walking down the sidewalk when you see a man with a broken arm trying to carry a large box back home
>out of the kindness of your heart you help him carry it home
>he bludgeons you with a crowbar, rapes you, beats you to death, and rapes your corpse

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>>37764331
She did... once...

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>Cowboys
As in The Sports team? if so then Hell fucking no.

>>37764710
This. Sports are a sign of low intelligence, not saying you can't like sports, but that ain't a fembot if it feels that strong about sports. Where you at anon?