Newfag here trying to get involved with the community. Tell

Shut up newfag I don't gotta tell you shit about how I gots lots of weed today

>>37760969
Sounds lit dude. Have fun. :)

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Feeling pretty good mate, I'm really noticing my newbie gains after a couple months of going to the gym 5 times a week. Mai waifu would be proud of me.

>>37760994
>lit
i think you should a website more suitable for you, reddit might be a good option

>>37761008
That's good to hear. You keep going at it anon.

>>37760914
I cried a lot today.

>>37760914
I had a good day, skipped class and smoked weed with my friends.

>>37760914
Miserable, I want a gf so bad

>>37761084
What has you upset anon?

>>37761119
Get one then. It isn't that difficult.

>>37761200
You sound really gay and your life sucks

>>37761200
All I've done all day is play Metro Last Light and watch YouTube.

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>>37761032
>Even mentioning reddit
>Found the normalfag

>>37761123
Failed my Masters, and I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I can't even picture my future at this point, I don't what's going to happen or what I'm going to. I'm completely lost and utterly alone.

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I got invited to my cousin's Normie b-day party. I might become one of them today lads, just maybe...

>>37760914
I've been here 5 months, don't expect much from this place. Also pretty good just moved.

>>37761323
nowadays college isnt even worth it. You'll be fine, just keep trying to enjoy life.

>>37761156
It is when you are fat, unlikable, unable to talk to other people without embarrassing yourself, and borderline stalkerish.

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I got back to back wins in H1Z1 solo battle royale a little while ago.

For anyone that doesn't know, the game starts with 175 people spread over a large map. Toxic gas floods in from the edges of the map and gradually shrinks the safe zone forcing players into confrontations. In the end only 1 person survives to win the game.

So being the sole winner out of that many people is pretty hard.
And I did it twice in a row!

Really gets my heart pounding and my hands shaking, I love it.

>>37761390
Thanks for the platitudes, bro. (not being sarcastic either)

>>37760914
pretty shitty, asked my friend last night if he wanted to lift today and he said he was chilling with his gf all day yet my other friends keep updating their stories all day on snapchat of them and my friend hanging out and havin fun

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>>37761406
Sounds like me yet I've had a gf for 2 years.Life isn't going to get better if you don't try to make it better.

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Utterly fucking miserable, like every single day of my miserable fucking life. I hope I die in my sleep.

ex-plosion

>>37761536
Don't be like that man. Try improving on things to make life more bearable. Life can be great sometimes.

>>37760914
Why should I lose weight if I'm just going to gain it all back when school starts back up?

>>37761448
>Thanks for the platitudes, bro. (not being sarcastic either)
what was your master's program in anon?

>wake up three pm
>half ass some homework for uni
>will probably get kicked out but can't be assed to make an effort
>get a phonecall from normie friend complaining about having to party
>wank
>text retard who lives next door
>says he can't hang out gives bullshit excuse
>produce some music but have no inspiration so it's all crap
>wanna get drunk but it's raining and cold af so can't get booze
>can't scream cuz dad is home
>really want to scream

>>37762119
Why should you stay sad all the time if it doesn't help anything?

>>37762160
But I'm not sad. I've just been thinking about not spending my efforts on dieting. The fatter I get, the higher my TDEE will be, and my weight will regulate itself. I'm the kind of guy that can do one thing really well at the expense of everything else.

>>37761376
how is the new house

>>37762058
Wow that's so deep and meaningful.

>>37762452
Nice sarcasm m8

>>37761503
That's pretty shitty of him. Could be a weird misunderstanding though. Have you asked him about it?

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>>37761099
>>37761156
>>37761503
>>37761527

After seeing your posts I thought to myself 'Wow, /b/ is really flooded with normies and chads. Thank god /r9k/ is mostly a safe-haven from that.' Then I saw my tab and realised I actually am on /r9k/

Just disgusting

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bout to head to the local lounge and get turnt with some hot ass west indies chicks and a few latinas. Prolly gonna smoke a join afterwards and play some dark souls.

>>37760914
Leave this hell while you still can op

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>Wake up after 3 hours of sleep
>Go to work
>Work is ok
>Come home
>Fuck around for like an hour online
>Nap
>Try to be productive and get some drawing done
>Feel lonely
>Spend like 2 hours looking at past chat logs and reminiscing

And now I'm here. Could be worse I suppose.

>>37761008
nice best girl you got there

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>>37760914
if you're going to use /r9k/ then you should know that for the longest time millhouse has been one of the most important memes ever created in here

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>>37761301
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT giro

There's no "community".
Everybody here is strange to everyone else.
Don't let the common themes deceive you.
If you want a community try reddit