>Be me
>Walking down the street
>Garbage man gives me a stern look when I pass him by
>Forget jizz stains still all over my shirt from furiously masturbaiting last night
Even the garbageman loathes my existence.
>>37760717
the garbageman doesnt loathe your existance, he is disgusted by someone wearing jizzstained clothes
>first learned about masturbation when i was 12
>have cum stains all over my shorts from masturbating for days
>walk around like this
>my mom says something about it "whats that white stuff all over your pants"
>realize what ive did and say its ice cream