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I'm glad I saved myself from NEETdom by joining the air force, but FUCK are my current roommates annoying.

>one is a cute manlet, one is a weird mixed-race lanklet, both are nosey/annoying/obnoxious/childish/touchy/constantly present
>literally restricted to phone posting unless I'm using /o/, /v/, or /sp/ because cute anime girls triggers the "annoy the fuck out me" parts of their brain
>constantly disturb me and beg for attention when it's clear I'm just trying to be left alone so I can play video games
>the brown giraffe binge watches anime but has the nerve to mock and judge me for my power level (which I try to keep hidden at all times)
>the manlet likes to blurt rap music lyrics despite being a little white kid
>will literally watch me browse 4chan so they can HAW HAW HAW or act completely flabbergasted and start questioning me about any image I click on
>they make sure to let everyone we meet know that I watch hentai and I "love memes"
>impossible to argue with/bully/prank because they'll just overreact/escalate things until something stupid happens
>need to phonepost with my back to the wall or in bed with a firm grip on my phone because I know exactly what will happen the moment they notice I have a folder full of my waifu's images

One more month until I get two man rooms with divider walls, and one more year until I don't have to live on base. Fuck I hate these annoying mentally underaged shits.