>tfw if you kill yourself you wouldnt even make it into

>>37759697
well no shit theres nothing to write about and even if there was who the hell cares about some dumb robot

>>37759809
thats what I mean.
imagine if it was some roastie though. the headline would be "tragedy as beautiful stacie takes her own life", millions spent on police to find out why she did it, tv show written about it etc

>>37759840
that's life for you. unfortunately.

>>37759697
>online sheriff's blotter no longer publishes crime report details.

Was really looking forward to what the guy down the street said about my driving.

>>37759697
most media choose not to report on suicides unless you're a celebrity (how's that for fucked up reasoning)

>>37759697
>having a local paper
mate, no one cares about each other where i live