>coming back from the pizza shop with my large pizza >qt

>>37759439
Why didn't you invite her? She wanted the D.

>>37759439
Bruh should've said something like "I don't think I can eat it all. Want a slice?" and given her a big ole smile

>>37759439
You sound like a massive pussy, she was trying to get you to invite her over

>>37759528
>>37759561
>>37760220
>OP tries this next time
>>Hungry again anon?
>>*slightly too loud and energetic* HAHA YEAH YOU WANT SOME?

>>37759439
>Ditch that gross pizza, anon I've got some delicious aged roast beef at my place ;)

What do you do?

>>37760311
Kek OP please do this

>>37760375
>What do you do?

Munch on her pussy and ass

>>37760375
Move to a different neighborhood away from this mess

>>37760311
>she somehow says yes and comes inside
>anon starts talking about the history of Pizza Hut and how they changed their pepperoni recipe back in 09
>MILF thanks anon for the pizza, which she didn't finish, and leaves

"Yeees."
Slink back inside.

>>37761650
This OP. Get up in her ass

Id rather eat your asshole to be honest

its what you should have said

women love confident men who know what they want

>>37762534
>Id rather eat your asshole to be honest

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