I'm convinced everyone on this board who says they're

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>>37755939
then why did you post a trap cringepic?

>>37755939
what is this pic ????

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>>37756030
It's a trap? orig

>>37755939
I actually can't buy the H part of KHV. You've never shaken a woman's hand?

>>37756193
It also means hugs.

>>37756104
i fshe sint she got manhands

>>37756193

Shaking a womans hand isnt the same as holding her hand

>>37755939
even if thats true who cares? nobody who isnt a full on retard comes here complaining with the expectation of getting a girl. did you think if you confessed your shame a woman would arrive on your doorstep?

>>37756235
>>37756299
I think being a KV is bad enough that nitpicking over the intimacy of hugs and the amount of movement involved in hand grasping is unnecessary. I'm a KV, btw, never even went to prom.

>wanting to be special on /r9k/

Most of the content on this website is ironic. Most of the "robots" who post here daily are actually pretty cool guys.
You probably are too.

>>37755939
>H
Well duh, how disgusting/autistic do you have to be to have literally never hugged an unrelated female in your life?

>>37755939
I am not only kissless, I have literally never touched a girl before.

>>37757042
I'm a pretty cool guy and everyone think I'm a normie. Still never had sex though.

Fuck you, OP. I'm an unironic KHV too.

>>37755939
Kissless handholdless virgin reporting in. You are not special, friendo.

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>tfw Somehow i have held hands with girls and had sex but still kissless
>>37756193
The H isn't simply making contact with a hand, it means that it was something romantic or at least as a display of affection and from someone other than your close family. Fairly easy to remain a KHV if you never had female friends or a gf.

>>37757042
I don't know if it's ironic, but it's raw.

I have to put on a facade at my job everyday so it's nice to pull out my phone and read some fucking honesty and raw thoughts. Give me that angst robots, don't hold it back