>stealing a jagermeister bottle from the supermarket cause

>>37753428
Because, the risk outweighs the reward. $10 for some booze isn't shit. Just buy it. Unless you're underage, in which case, GTFO.

>>37753450
I'm not, like I said I'm broke. the thing is that there is virtually no risk worst case scenario is you can't go there for like a month until they forget. I got caught 2 times and they called the police but only because I had no ID

>>37753501
I would be more embarrassed to be a broke ass Europoor stealing liquor from a supermarket. Congrats on your life hitting rock bottom. You might as well start doing heroin because that's the only way you can get worse from here.

>>37753501
Prioritize. You don't need booze. Get something nutritious.

>>37753428
>tfw live in shitty turkroach neighborhood
>tfw nobody suspects me because I'm white and normal looking
>tfw blacks and alcoholics get randomly checked for stolen stuff while i slip through with mid range whiskey

gotta love europe sometimes.

>>37753842
welche stadt? originell

>>37753428
i do that too, the adrenaline rush standing at the checkout talking to the chashier in a friendly way while having a bottle of wodka in your backpack is nice.

>>37753991
Hamburg reportiert ein

originell lol