I walk along the avenue
To slave for Shekelstein, the Jew
Shekelstein, the Jew
Pointed nose and beady eyes
The kind of voice that makes me wanna REEEEEEE
Makes me wanna REEEEEEE
And I slaved, I slaved so hard today
And I slaved, I slaved all night and day
I couldn't get away
NEETS sleeping in their comfy beds
Really wish I was in mine
Wish I was in mine
Without a care in the world
I'm getting screamed at every day
Screamed at every day
And I slaved, I slaved so hard today
And I slaved, I slaved all night and day
I couldn't get away
Reached out a hand to close the till
The work day's drawin' to a close
Drawin' to a close
But Shekelstein reminded me
Still got ten rewards cards to sell
Rewards cards to sell
And I slaved, I slaved so hard today
And I slaved, I slaved all night and day
I couldn't get away
why put salt on wound though?
>>37746687
>When wagies try to meme
wagie ragie I see
Psst. Hey, slavie-wagies.
>>37746754
Remember, wagie: Yours is not to question why; it's to take orders from customers and comply.
Wagie here.
I'm thinking of resigning. I've already got the letter written. It's jsut full of me thanking them for employing me and that they were really great but that the work was making me depressed.
tard wrangler btw.
>>37748137
Fag, my resignation was a one liner telling them to go fuck themselves
>>37748312
I want a reference though. My dream is to wage slave at a job I like.
>>37748458
"Yes, that's a good goy."
>>37748458
"my dream is to wage sl-"
that's enough out of you.
>>37746687
Rhyming 'day' and 'today' is just lazy
>>37746687
Wagie, wagie
Please,
Do not rage,
Do not speak,
Until I've finished 'tis cup of coffee
And when I'm done,
Maybe I'll listen to you rage and reee
At my NEET sensibility
>>37746687
Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good fap
I am so hard, the onahole, it's turning inside out Yeah!
I'm cumming tonight in a tissue so don't stop me now
don't stop me 'Cause I'm having a good fap having a good fap
I'm-a shooting cum leaping through the skies
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm-a masturbate to hentai like I'm Seto Kaiba
I'm gonna go go go there's no stopping DEEZ
I'm burning through my backlog, Two hundred doujins That's why they call me Mister Grabs-it-tight
I'm cumming at the speed of light, I wanna recommend the best porn to you
Don't stop me now I'm having such a good fap, I'm busting a nut
Don't stop me now, If you wanna have a good fap Just look up "worm hole"
Don't stop me now ('cause I'm having a good fap)
Don't stop me now (yes I'm having a good fap)
I don't want to stop at all... yeah!
I'm a rocket ship searching for big ass My cock decides the course
I am a pedophile I'm out of control I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to Oh oh oh oh oh explode
I'm reading tankoubons In just half an hour
That's why they call me Mr Eyes-on-fire
I'm fapping at the speed of light I wanna make you feel the pleasure of cum inside
Don't stop me Don't stop me Don't stop me
Hey hey hey!
Don't stop me Don't stop me Ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Don't stop me Don't stop me Have a good time, good time
Don't stop me Don't stop me
Ooh ooh alright
I'm burning through my backlog, two hundred doujins
That's why they call me Mister Grabs-it-tight
I'm cumming at the speed of light, I wanna recommend the best porn to you
Don't stop me now I'm having such a good fap
I'm busting a nut
Don't stop me now If you wanna have a good fap
Just look up "worm hole"
Don't stop me now ('cause I'm having a good fap)
Don't stop me now (yes I'm having a good fap)
My god, I just love femdom
La la la la laaaa
La la la la
La la laa laa laa laaa
La la laa la la la la la laaa!!....
>>37748137
*giggles* AWWWW Little wagiebaby want a bottle? Maybe a binkie? Wagie getting so mad! *violent giggles* Aww, your boss make you have a bad weekend? Or is the thought of going back to work tomorow. Remember, this is Sunday wagie, isn't it your bed time?
Aww, little wagie so mad LOL wagie gonna cry, AWWW... Little baby wagie turning ragie!
WAGIES GETTIN OH OH
WAGIES GETTIN OHHHHHHH
WAGIES GETTIN HURHAH FLURFLAH
WAGIES GETTIN...NNNRAGIE!!!!
WAGIES GETTIN, I SAID WAGIES GETTIN, I SAID WAGIES GETTIN RAGIE! RAGE RAGE RAGE LITTLE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE!
*tap dancing* RRRRRAAAGGIEEE!
WAGIES GETTIN OH OH
WAGIES GETTIN OHHHHHHH
WAGIES GETTIN HURHAH FLURFLAH
WAGIES GETTIN...NNNRAGIE!!!!
WAGIES AND WORKERKEKS, WORKIN FOR THE BUCK!
WORKIN FOR THE BUCK, GOT ALL THE WAGIES STRUCK!
WAGIES GETTIN' RAGIE, WAGIES GETTIN RAGIE,
WAGIES GETTIN OH OH
WAGIES GETTIN OHHHHHHH
WAGIES GETTIN HURHAH FLURFLAH
WAGIES GETTIN...NNNRAGIE!!!!
Take it away, penny! *tap dancing*