A recommendation to /r9k/: HEAD-CRUSHING. I was feeling kin

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A recommendation to /r9k/: HEAD-CRUSHING.

I was feeling kinda blue just the other day, and out of nowhere, I started CRUSHING PEOPLE'S HEADS! Pinching them, in full view of them, several feet away. They were sorta-upset but not upset enough to engage me or anything. I remembered the classic comedy sketches from Kids in the Hall.

This seriously feels great. I earnestly recommend that you pick a quiet or secure spot and spend a few minutes CRUSHING THEIR HEADS, especially projecting their awful normie lives onto them.

"Oh I am a bigshot with the muscles and the modern 'smart' telephone WELL NOT NO MORE WITH YOUR CRUSHED HEAD!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg