I eat nearly no food. i sleep all day and smoke weed. maybe

You have a bowel obstruction

>>37744863
Depending on the level of obstruction, bowel obstruction can present with abdominal pain, swollen abdomen, abdominal distension, vomiting, fecal vomiting, and constipation.[8]

i have nothing of the sort. nor am i hungry

>>37744794

you are not expending any energy. The less energy you spend the less fuel you need.

Doing absolutely nothing, your body uses like 1000 to 1400 calories a day.

>>37745181
and this is why I'm a skellington