>finishing 2nd day without masturbation or coffee What do

>>37741245
this is my fifth day off of weed and xanax and dope. it still hurts to think. I want it to end

>>37741298
What's your light at the end of the tunnel, anon? share with me that.

>>37741364
I have to sober up so I can drop out of college without my parents realizing I failed because I was getting high

>>37741245
shit anon i just did this a month ago. went without coffee for two weeks and masturbation for three. I have no problem with either but just wanted to see if it would make a difference. I probably didnt do it long enough to make an accurate judgment. Only change was more tired and less sexual than usual after the initial peak in the first week.

>>37741565
hey man, im gonna keep doing it but fuck me i want to quit

>>37741245
I dont see why somebody would give up something that's good for them? Pls explains

>>37741457
boy you fucking crazy. good luck.

>>37741942
Is it really that simple to you? dont you sometimes wonder if your happiness is controlled by just a couple things

>>37741245
>unable to go 48 hours without touching yourself

You have to be over 18 years old to post here.

Also nofap is a meme, you're going to beat off again sooner or later.

Noporn is the way to true enlightenment. I haven't watched porn in about over a year and I have my life back on track now.

>>37741980
And why is that a bad thing?

>>37741983
Fuck you I am 19 and everyday I touch myself at least 3 times most days more.

>>37741942
>>37742026

Too much of a good thing means that you lose your enjoyment of it.

Like fat people who eat fried chicken and cake 8 times a day for every meal. They're absolutely miserable.

Cake or friend chicken tastes best when you eat it once a week. It's the contrast of eating quinoa and kale and brocolli and other healthy foods that makes junk food taste even better.

Same with beating off, or smoking weed, or drinking coffee, or playing video games, etc. You appreciate doing it when you spend most of your time not doing it.


Even just drinking water. When you're not thirsty water tastes like nothing at all. When you're sweaty and thirsty it's one of the best things in the world.

>>37742026
its not a bad thing. but if theres other ways to live id like to see it. i wouldnt call myself happy right now, and i know i turn to substances for comfort.

>>37742084
>Fuck you I am 19

Well okay, you were still a kid a couple of years ago. I guess puberty is still going strong.

>>37741983
ive been fapping twice a day and im 24 bro. its like you were never even a guy. but i agree with you, stopping your xxx media consumption is crucial.

>>37741245
>he fell for the no fap meme
enjoy cumming in your sleep and feeling more irritable after a week or so

>>37742162
so what, you scared of not being able to control your anger? i know the consequences facing me but i wont treat it like a dealbreaker. not to mention if you keep it up you can feel satisfied knowing you beat it, but why the hell would you care.

>>37742204
Irritability isn't anger

>>37742124
Im just saying that both things are actually healthy for you in moderation, so if you enjoy coffee and mastrubation knock yourself out.

>>37742116
the grass is always greener... originalititititito

>>37742135
I used to beat off several times a day too when I was a teen and a very young adult, but I started noporn very early on in my life.

Most people just beat off out of boredom, they browse through hundreds of porn videos and they all go "ugh this sucks none of them are hot". Then they cum a single cum drop with an orgasm that they barely feel.

I prefer beating off once, maybe twice a week, and cumming buckets while I'm about to pass out from it.

>>37741245
I did nofap for three solid months before breaking. It was both a great sense of accomplishment, and I felt better (though admittedly, this may have been placebo).

>>37742234
>the grass is always greener

wat

that's not what that expression means

>>37742116
I dont think ill ever stop enjoying my coffee and sex man. Youre being crazy

>>37742084
You need to ween yourself, going cold turkey at your point will set you up to fail. Try fapping only twice a day, and then once. Then try dedicating nofap days in a week. The longer you so it, the harder it'll get, until after a few weeks you'll peak and it won't be as bad. Also try removing sources of temptation for you.

>>37742267
Drink 5 coffees in a row and tell me if the 5th one is as good as the first.

It's marginal utility. It's a part of the science of economics.

if i give up weed, i move to alcohol and vice versa. the sober state of mind seems like suicide to me, I don't think I'll get out of it, not sure I even want to.

>>37742336
Haha the most worthy of them sciences. Or you could use your rational thinking and drink less if thats what makes you feel good? Im no einstein but man ur dumb af

>>37742362
This sadly

why does just being there not having anything addle my mind serve as such torture for me

even vidya, i notice, serves similar purposes. its not unlike hard drugs. how do i just be satisfied with... just being me?

>>37742468
speaking for myself, i "think" too much, and so i need to kill brain cells in order to relax, relied on drugs/booze for about 3-4 years now so how the fuck can i replace that? like i said though, i'm not even sure I want to, i'm a prick when i'm sober, snap at my family and shit

>>37742427
>and drink less

That's what this thread is about. You're the one who chimed in with

>but y u wud do that tho??? it feel good!

>>37741245

Who's the kid in the pic?

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>>37742527
same person but i think it was weed that fucked me, booze is probably worse health-wise but mentally i'm fucked, it feels like cheating. "Oh i feel bad, not anymore" and you can't appreciate the highs if you don't force yourself to deal with the lows.

>>37742845
>cheating
how so, anon?

>>37741868
it gets easier from a physical standpoint for coffee after a couple days but i wanted to jerk off pretty bad the first week or two.

>>37742885
basically if something bad happens, i should feel bad about it, weed skips that process and theoretically makes you happy, but if you're always "happy".. well you literally can't be, yin and yang blah blah, know what i mean? i've been drinking so apologies for poor wording

>>37741245
this is like day 8 of no alcohol, weed, or jerking off. surprisingly easy. i moved cities and for some reason don't feel the urge to do these things anymore

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ur a fucking bitch lol suck it up. quitting coffe should be nice. im doing it too. but im gonna jerk off right now
>>37741298
same desu. im legit also 5th day off benz and opi. its getting better but its still kinda shit and i crave drugs. i have some left and havent touched em. stomach pain and muscle aches were so bad for a while. the shittiest part is going from junk to no junk i like can barely last in bed at all. im considering doing some just for sex.
>>37741364
for me i just felt subhuman etc and got sick of side effects
>>37742362
try it, im dealing. video games are basically drugs though
>>37742845
booze is TERRIBLE for you
>>37743044
i think nofap is a meme. not cumming feels shitty. coffee is ez as shit to quit. cigs too. once you've quit crack its babby tier ez to quit

>>37741245
coffee makes life so much less boring... sigh

>>37741245
Stopped nicotine and caffeine 5 years ago. Don't feel like its a big deal.

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>>37741457
LMAO oh shit!

LULZ

>>37741298
I went for 3 months without marijuana and it eventually became good. I to some extent successfully dived into ancient Greek philosophy and came to actually enjoy being sober. I bought more a few weeks ago and almost instantly relapsed into smoking constantly until I ran out earlier today. I don't want to cold turkey again though.

give up. you can't improve your life. not really trying to be edgy, but we're all maggot food anyway. caffeine and masturbation are two of not many things that are actually not horrible. why would you deny yourself these.

the biggest lie is that anything has any hope of getting better.

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>>37741245
>he was addicted to coffee
You're in for some shit trying to get off of it especially if you consumed it as much as your average basic white American daily, but it's better late than never. Don't quit, kick the caffeinated jew and save yourself some money

>>37745942
>I'm too much of a piece of shit to lessen/do away with my vices so you shouldn't try to either
Fuck off, ignore cunts like this OP.

>>37746012

agreed. coffee is actually harder to quit then people realize because everyone thinks its basically nothing so dont ever bother ever quitting because of how little of a deal its considered its like drinking water. it actually is a stimulant and every day use effects you negatively just like any other every day use of a PSYCHOACTIVE DRUG

>>37741245
>tfw too busy drawing porn to even fap
It's ironic, I used to fap everyday, now I don't feel like fapping for 3 days at a time because I'm so busy drawing porn. Worse thing is I can't even fap to my own shit even though I got all my fetishes right.