You find you waifu crying on the steps outside the venue. She's

>>37740384

Trip over her as I autistically try to walk one way and then the other to get around her. Fall on my face and break three teeth like a retard, then get put on WorldStar

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>See ciara crying
>"whats wrong"
>*sob sob*
>hug her
>screeches and runs away
Realistic thinking

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>>37740384
start rambling and sperging

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push her down the stairs. I think its really funny when people fall down the stairs

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Pick her up and carry her to my home. She wouldn't even notice until she stopped crying

Your waifu isn't real.
Im surprised you actually go to a venue of some kind.

>>37740458
That's what you deserve for choosing such a shit waifu

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>Take her home
>Sit her at table
>Eat up, waifu

Stand there awkwardly, unsure of whether I'm allowed to say or do anything in this situation or not.

When max awkwardness has been achieved, she will stop crying out of sheer curiosity about how I could be such a fucking dork schmuck.

My work done, I then walk away, and obsess over what I should have said and should have done for the next couple of decades.

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>whisper "la la la la labamba, bitch" in her ear
>smash my guitar over her underdeveloped skull
>turn 720 and moonwalk away

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>>37740566
shes top tier

>pick her up
>carry her to my apartment
>pick the door so she can't eggscape
>make her a bowl of scrambled eggs
>"you don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this"
>feed her the eggs laced with my ADHD meds
>Wait for her to feel tired
>cop a feel then throw her out the window
>play Tales of Beseria and masturbate to Vlevets tits

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>>37740384
>piss on her a bit.
>spit in her slut face
>walk away in indifference

this life has taken so much from me. It's not taking my dignity.

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>>37740567
eg

eg

eg

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>>37740407
this is definitely the most realistic scenario