Reminder that sex is just a normie meme and nobody actually has

>>37739509
Nice bait, but you only care so much about it because you never had any.
Sex is shit, it's overhyped as all hell and doesn't do that much to make your life fulfilling.

Bait thread anyways. Don't forget to sage and hide.

Pretty much all the science that went into looking at sexual promiscuity in modern society (ex.: Kinsey, I believe) have found that the maximum amount of sex partners the average person will have in their lifetime is less than the fingers they have their hands.

Or in /r9k/'s case, less than the fingers they have on their hands after mishandling firecrackers.

>>37739509
Do you have literally any evidence to back up what you're saying?

>>37739558
Which is good for us, because you have to be a scrawny weakling and use something stronger than a firecracker (M80) to blow off your hand.

>>37739601
My cousin in Mexico lost 3 fingers to some illegally-made local fireworks.

>>37739601
You know, while 0<1, it's also true that 0<10.

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>>37739601
This is now a fireworks mishap thread.

>>37739551
It's not a bait thread. Telling myself that having sex is a normie meme and it doesn't really happen often is the only way I can cope and stay sane.