>Get a comfy job >Get a strange feeling, turn around >A

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>Get a comfy job
>Get a strange feeling, turn around
>A ghostly qt girl with long flowing hair, freckles and pale eyes is staring right at me
>She quickly turns away and blushes
>Get back to my business

2 days later
>Bump into her at water fountain
>She stammers, babbles and spills her spagehtti, drops her pencil
>I pick it up
>She looks me in the eyes as I hand it to her
>My heart both explodes and implodes at once

Today
>Come into work
>She comes up to me desk, and hands me a picture
>"I..drew this for you"
>I look at it
>It is a picture of me and riku from kingdom hearts having sex
>I look her in the eye and tell her if she ever draws anything like that again i will rip out her fingers and stick broken pencils in the bleeding stubs where they used to be so that she can never conjure up such an abomination in the eyes of god ever again
>she cries and runs away
>Later the boss comes up to me and tells me to clear out my desk.

This is BULLSHIT. How the fuck am I the one getting fired I was clearly sexually HARRASED one might say fucking ASSAULTED. Classic example of this world's double standards and victim blaming fuck this gay earth