>I ACTUALLY, LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY imagine singing a song

>I actually seriously imagine myself talking to my crush and getting her Number

HhHHHAAHAH LOL I'M SO FUCKING PATHETIC

>>37736136
Do you still imagine it 8 years after you left school? It doesn't get better form here, anon.

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>He was of above-average intelligence as a child and thus never developed a work ethic (due to lack of having to 'try') and flunked out of university/college because he couldn't handle actually having to "study" something for once in his life

Fucking dying here, lads.

>I ACTUALLY LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY imagining myself walking in the rain with an umbrella and seeing my crush without one and then offering her my umbrella so we could share

Shut up fucker

>24 years old
>unironically self insert into cheap power fantasy anime for children
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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>he imagined a rumor going around that he died, and everyone being overjoyed when they saw him and found out he was still alive

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>>37737317
>he thinks his intelligence is above average
G'morning, Fedora McNormie.

>>37738320
>>37737317
>>37736136
Okay that's enough what are you trying to achieve here mate?

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I unironically fantasize about my onitis locking herself out of her car and me breaking into it for her

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>He imagined himself as the genius who would woo his oneitis with his intellect

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>He imagined his whole class would get sick except for him and his oneitis so they "had to know eachother

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>>37736136
>HE COLLECTS SELF-HELP BOOKS IN AN EFFORT TO FIND MAGIC WORDS THAT WILL UNFUCK HIS LIFE OVERNIGHT WITH NO EFFORT OR CHANGE TO HIS CURRENT LIFESTYLE

LMAO XD I CAN'T EVEN LITERALLY I AM DYING OMG

this is actually me, I collect those books

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>>37736136
>He LEGITIMATELY, GENUINELY and WHOLEHEARTEDLY imagined his oneitis finding his autistic inability to approach her in person to be cute and flattering instead of just plain weird, weak and pathetic

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>he imagined himself with super powers, finally defeating his bully and attracting his crush

H O L Y L E L HAHAHAHHAHAHH

Hilariously, I got my oneitis back in high school by being a sensitive caring faggot.
Then when I became chad, she left me for some reddit sensitive caring faggot.
And she's a stacy.
Fuck.

>obligatory chadposting

>>37737832
ah fuck, i thought I had seen every scenario in these threads, but alas

>>37739260
>>37739635
>>37740317

also scarily accurate

yea I had that feel once too when I was 16.

>>37736136
>I ACTUALLY, LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY imagine playing the guitar solo of Crazy Train at the schools talent show and impressing that girl in the front row
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>37738320
Do people do this?

>>37736136
In my dreams she's in the middld rows

>>37738320
Fug why'd you go there

>>37739260
>>37739168
Please stop. This is hittin a lil too close to home

>>37739635
No please you're ruining the fantasies STOP>>37740317
STOOOP

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>he imagined wooing his oneitis with his card tricks
HEHEHEHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>37737317
Stop, you stop right now you peice of shit. I dont want this pain.

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>Imagine someone tries to shoot up your school
>You stop them
>The whole school hails you as a hero

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>>37736548
Tell me about it bro

>imagining somebody from the past getting transported into the present time and you get to explain all the inventions of the modern world and what happened to all the regimes and empires that existed in their time. especially if it's a famous person or a scientist or philosopher.

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>>37738320
>>37738449
>>37741500
Glad I'm not the only one with schizoid PD in here.

>>37741459
As much as I hate to admit it, yeah.

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>He LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY has an imaginary gf that is a Mary Sue that he uses for his power fantasy and to project how he wants girls to behave towards him.

How the fuck is this stuff so common between people?

>>37742012
I could answer that but I don't want to ruin the fun.

>>37741939
Please delete this immediately.

>>37742012
It's probably a lot more common than you'd think because who the hell would tell anyone, let alone their therapist this shit? You can't accurately measure how many people are like this unless every one of them is honest with some kind of health professional.

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I unironically imagined shooting up the school to impress stacy and in the end I surrender only because stacy reveals she's so in love with me that she'll get her rich lawyer parents to bail me out and get us married and move to Japan

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>>37741939
WHAT THE FUCK

I made a thread about this and people said it was a normie thing to do.

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>imagine The Covenant invade your town
>you fight them back while saving your oneitis
Beat my autism

>>37736136
>I ACTUALLY, LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY imagine that a pandemic virus kills all of mankind, except me and oneitis, so we have to reproduce like the new Adam and Eve

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>>37736136
>>37737317

Stop it. Who is this? How do you know these things? Stop stalking me.

>walk into the cafeteria
>imagine myself as a Waffen SS officer flanked by two Heer bodyguards
>as soon as I enter the lunchroom the whole table stands up before me
>that fucking kid that keeps stealing my seat next to Samantha everyday gets a Luger round between the eyes
>flip my neatly polished jackbooted feet onto the table as I take a very satisfying puff of a 1938 Reemtsma cigar and speak to her in perfect German

I didn't have many friends

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>>37736136
>He once dreamed of rising to power and fantasized about uplifting the nation to build a life for others he never had.

>He once dreamed that his niceness would get him a gf because he appreciated her

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>>37736136
DELET

DELET THIS NOW

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>he unironically imagined that a massive epidemic killed almost everyone on earth except for him and his crush, like in The Stand

>>37742119
>imagine going to the past and failing horribly to achieve anything noteworthy because you're a useless fucker who won't even be able to speak their language properly or know how to build anything useful from now

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lol i played guitar at my school talent show, me and three other cunts covered a green day song, i dropped my pick right away and had to fucking strum using my thumb and finger

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>He collected a library of torrent ebooks that he thought would help him overcome his problems by making him a master over others and promised himself that he'd read it all 24/7 starting tomorrow but tomorrow hasn't come in 4 years.

I'M SUCH A FUCKING RETARD. I'M A FAT PIECE OF SHIT INCAPABLE OF THE MOST BASIC THINGS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! I'M LITERALLY LAUGHING AT HOW ABSURDLY DELUSIONAL I AM

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>>37736136
All of us, robot, normie, or Chad have imagined this.

I've actually done it. Lead guitar gets cunt wet.

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>He imagined his bullys regret upon finding out that he KHS and imagined his old friend who joined them in their abuse of him suffering miserably.

HE NOW KNOWS THAT HE WAS TOO MUCH OF A COWARD AND THAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LESS MISERABLE FOR HIM IF HE ACTUALLY DID DIE THEN !!!!
:D

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>>37736136

Are you Max?

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>he imagined rolling up in a sweet car and revving at his crush

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>He LITERALLY, UNJOKINGLY SERIOUSLY THOUGHT that he made friends for once, and THOUGHT THAT THEY WOULD ACTUALLY REMAIN FRIENDS until they started UNIRONICALLY insulting him and trying to get away from him

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>>37736136
>>37737317
>>37738320
>>37739373
>>37741838
>>37742151
>>37742178
>>37742219
>>37742251

DELETE THESE!!! DELETE THESE POSTS NOW!!!

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>>37737317
me too anon i can't breathe
i'm dying over here

>>37742103
Most of these aren't that uncommon, but that is fucking hilarious. Get help

> he imagined himself living in a post apocalyptic world wandering the wasteland STALKER style


HAHAHAHHAOAOHAHHAHHAHAHAHEHAHHA

>>37742151
this struck a nerve
>>37741939
>tfw I'm not the only one.
fuck I can't even be originalio

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>He actually, genuinely imagines being locked with his crush in some kind of bunker or living space for years, forcing the two of them to grow closer because there is literally no one else for company (and therefore no other men as competition for her attention)

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>HE UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT HIS PERFECTLY CURATED ITUNES LIBRARY OF 10,000 SONGS WOULD IMPRESS SUSAN AND BE THE BACKING TRACK OF THEM FUCKING

>he imagined himself living in Runescape

omg

>>37742163
I had the same thing only a droid army and I was a Jedi

(I'm black) /

>He actually thought he would easily make friends and find a qt gf in college.

>>37742231
This has crossed my mind more times than I care to admit but then I always promise myself that I'd develop the necessary skills.

Spoiler: I never do

;_;

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>>37741939

I imagine something similar but it would be me who was getting transported. I would be transported to the Rome and become a great and beloved general.

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>>37742452
>mfw I actually bought into this meme

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>he actually believes that his oneitis will be able to "feel his love" when he thinks really hard about her

>>37737317
That's why I went for an English degree. I just fucking sparknotes'd my way through my bachelor's, what a fucking joke degree.

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>>37742452

tfw i dropped out because of this meme

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>he imagined people wouldn't mercilessly bully him because he didn't have extended friendgroups and people to back him up
>he imagined actually having friends instead of people that feigned interest in him as a way of mocking him
>he imagined people wouldn't react to literally anything he said to them like he'd just shot their mother, no matter how innocuous, polite, or constructive it was
>he imagined actually fitting in and getting to take part in the social game
>he imagined being kind and helpful would make people like him
>he imagined not crying every day after school because of what people said to him
>he imagined being happy

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>he thought that his life would suddenly change but didn't realize the prison follows him around.

>He fantasied about being the only male left on earth so women would finally appreciate him more.

>He thought up an imaginary friend gf qt that constantly tried to get his life together for "her" but couldn't keep it up and cheated on her by fantasizing about other women (Who were real)

hahahahahahaha
I'm so fucked.

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>HE ACTUALLY LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY IMAGINES HIMSELF GOING BACK IN TIME AND INHABITING HIS YOUNGER BODY SO HE CAN MAKE THINGS RIGHT ALSO HE HAS SUPERPOWERS

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>>37742549
>having friends instead of people that feigned interest in him as a way of mocking him

>He constantly fixates on a teacher that hated him and ruined the subject he loved because of her negativity for him.

>He fixates on a flatmate that attacked him and is filled with hate and anger for being the one who moved out from fear. He's paranoid about running into that flatmate again on res.

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>>37742596
>IMAGINES HIMSELF GOING BACK IN TIME AND INHABITING HIS YOUNGER BODY SO HE CAN MAKE THINGS RIGHT
Fuck me, I wanna go back in time and do things differently.

>>37742452
>tfw don't even care about friends just want a gf

>>37742608
ppl would move away from me when I'd sit by them. Whole groups of people would hold their noses and walk away despite me not smelling. They also called me a faggot a lot despite me not being homosexual.

>he imagines special elite forces coming down from choppers out of nowhere
>one of them approches him and says "it's time, we must go"

>>37742596
Erased is pretty good

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>He imagines being a foreign exchange student in Japan and being the cool, exotic foreigner who everyone is interested in getting to know
>His fantasy is a not-so-subtle admission that he himself isn't capable of being interesting on his own merits, even in his fantasies he is only interesting to people as a foreign novelty rather than out of any traits as an individual

haha what a fucking LOSER am i right boys

>>37742012
Human brains are, by and large, mostly similar. We experience most of the same chemical reactions that produce our thought patterns, and the differences between us are based on our personalities formed through memories and other idiosyncrasies that set us apart from one another. That's why we all tend to enjoy entertainment, laughter, food, etc. Nobody wants to admit how alike we all are because being unique helps you avoid the feeling of being faceless.

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As a child he fantasized about being a successful scientist who would go back in time to save his mother from death.

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

I don't do any of these things with the exception of doing a song in front of the school.
I try to maintain consistent plots in my daydreams that aren't power fantasies. I'm a pathetic adult.

>>37742664
The Butterfly Effect isn't pretty good but also has slightly less NTR

>>37742638
>tfw don't care about gf just want friends
Unironically

>>37742638
tfw I don't care about either now. Just wanna be financially independent and out of the house in the next 1-2 years.

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>he genuinely thought his oneitis was just being shy about her feelings for him

>>37742692
>He imagines himself walking around japan and being surrounded by a group of gyarus who adopt him as their friend
>He's also scared of in that same fantasy to be captured or scammed by the Yakuza, when in reality it will probably just be some thugs or the black guy

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>he lost his virginity to a prostitute because all his normie peers were talking about sex, only to find out emotional intimacy was what he really required, and realised that he was too far gone to build any seemingly normal relationship with a sane woman, so continued to have sex with prostitutes to hide the pain and to get female contact.

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

guys im crying now, this is really a very painful thread

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>he ACTUALLY HONESTLY spent YEARS of his life creating fantasies of having superpowers and making a huge impact in the world by curing cancer or being a superstar athlete instead of actually applying himself in life

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>>37742742
My fanfiction was

>he fantasized about being a successful scientist who would find the cure to the disease that killed his mother, cry dramatically, when he discovered it, get the support from his friends and have his oneitis fall in love with him, and be able to name an institution in the name of his mother.

Fucking close enough though

>>37742835
>He thinks any girl around him will fall in love with him even if there are no signs

>He unironically thought that he would start normal social life in the university

>>37737317
Who the fuck are you

Tell me now

>>37742859
Feelsbadman.jpeg
The irony is that my social life went from mildly existent in high school to virtually nonexistent in college.

>>37742892

Same. I don't know how my social life managed to actually get worse but it did.

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>>37736136
>he daydreams about intimacy with girls he just met

>>37742892
Shit anon, same. It was so bad having to see the 3-4 people I know over summer break and hearing about how great everything was and having to dodge any questions I would be asked.

>>37742892
Same. I don't know what happened. It's like I completely lost my ability to make friends or even socialize. I'm down to just one friend now. I haven't seen him in years and we only text every couple of weeks but fuck, it's better than having no friends.

>>37742851
I fantasized about that too when I begun compromise to reality and eventually settled with nothing ;_;

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>His parents told him that he could be anything so he became nothing.

I just want to say that this is the best thread I've seen all week. I'm dying and feeling stuff all at the same time. Thanks everyone.

>>37742933
Me too
>even dream about them sometimes despite not even knowing their names

>>37742979
this is good one. Have a (you), spent it well

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>>37742608
This hit to fucking close

>>37742951
>I'm down to just one friend now. I haven't seen him in years and we only text every couple of weeks but fuck, it's better than having no friends.
Don't stop texting him. After I dropped out of my first program in uni, I made the mistake of ignoring the one friend I managed to make. Now that I've returned to uni, I've made a few more friends but I still feel bad for ignoring that first friend.

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>nah its fine, i'm still young, plenty of time to sort my shit out
>4 years later, same stage mentally

HAHAHAHA

>tfw I started the ">he imagined" threads a few years ago
>tfw nobody will believe me but I can sleep soundly at night knowing I made an /r9k/ meme and let everyone have a good laugh at their collective pathetic fantasies

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>>37742142
I did pretty much the same thing except I was a warhammer 40k space marine and i fought of orks and saved the school

I used to imagine being violently killed protecting my oneitis from a school shooter
now I just imagine being killed some night while trying to save a random girl from being raped

This thread has got me feeling like shit. What's the solution anons? How do we make our lives a little better despite past and current mistakes? How have anons improved their lives, if to any extent?

>>37743190
We can't otherwise we wouldn't be here. The best we can hope for is the sweet release of death.

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> these are ALL me

DELET THIS THREAD NOW

>>37743138
Forgot to mention I had this space marine fantasy up into my senior year of high school

I don't know man my imaginary worlds were never wish fulfillment or power fantasies they were just always me dealing with the situations as I would in real life. I hate power fantasies, they're overly self-centered and mary sue. Idk. I just can't see myself as being anything but an average joe.

>>37736136
>meet a 5/10 nerdy girl in first semester college class
>not really attracted to her but think she might be a virgin and she'd say yes to me if I should asked her out
>unironically have fantasies of asking her out and having a happy relationship, cuddling and all that
>deep down know she's a whore
>a week later she's no longer on my mind
>mfw later finding online posts from her years prior about being into kinky stuff

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>He thought that girls in class ever liked him

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>>37743291
One did, but I never realized until late. I paid too much attention to another way out of my league.

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>>37736136
>thinks people would like him for playing an instrument
"Girls like drummers, anon." -Mom and Dad

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>>37741939
>tfw you drive them in a car and show them music and sheet and they're all like awestruck and you feel smug about how much you "know" that they don't

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>>37743374
I can play a couple chords and it hasn't helped much

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>>37743442
Doesn't matter if you can play to the levels of Guthrie Govan, women will only like you if you're chad.

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>>37743190
Just put in work to improve yourself. It won't be easy, but it will be satisfying.

Try watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO1mTELoj6o

Now go to bed.

>>37736136
I held a presentation of my project (which is pretty good) at work in front of 150 people.

I imagined it would impress the hot girls and get them talking about me, and that my work oneitis would finally start to like me.

They were all on holiday. I'm 30+. Don't end up like me.

>He laid in bed looking at the picture of his ex whispering things like "I miss you, lovey. Please come back."
>he bought jewelry for the girl
>he actually confessed that he had feelings for his crush like in a chinese cartoon
>he hugged, kissed, and humped his pillow and pretended it was the girl he liked while somebody else was fucking her
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWWWW

>>37742397
d-delete this,,,,pls

>>37741939
HOLY FUCK DELTE THIS

>>37743497
at least you've got a job and are successful to a certain extent compared to some of us

>he imagines himself buying 10k of Ethereum when its price was <$1
>the look of disbelief on your parents' faces as you reveal your sum of earnings

>>37743190
LITERALLY
UNIRONICALLY
TOTALLY
hit he gym and read the sticky

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>>37739260
>not imaging being the only to people in the world so she couldn't have another option
Come on man!

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>>37743614

EUUUUUUAAAAAAAGHHHHH DELETE THIS NOW

>my Internet addiction could have made me a millionaire and finally made my parents proud of me but I spent 5 minutes reading about cryptocurrencies, decided it was too complicated, and closed the tab and opened up Steam to play a video game instead

>>37739260
>>37743623
>not imagining you and your crush were the only people to survive a plane crash on a deserted island and had to survive together and sleep next to each other for warmth

>I unironically imagine myself winning a nobel prize in physics and spilling spaghetti while giving my hour long speech and lecture

>He literally, actually, unironically lays in bed and watches "Fixing you" by ASMR Glow with his phone suspended in front of his face and pretends he is an cyborg being worked on by a pretty girl.
I wish I was dead

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>>37743681
>imagine myself winning an award for some grande accomplishment only to use the opportunity to lecture the establishment before throwing the award back at their feet in a magnificent gesture

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>>37743663
>implying I didn't original

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>>37743714

Who...Who are you?!?!? GET YOUR CAMERA OUT OF MY ROOM!

>>37743714
>tfw I've watched girlfriend ASMR and held my own hand during it before
Holy shit, suicide fuel

>>37742011

I've had her since middle school. I also create her in video games. I'm also 20+ years old.

>>37737317
>being smart was meme
>hard work was the actual lesson

Laziness is a cancer

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>>37743714

>He watches Dana ASMR's "Helping you with Jetlag" video and imagines he's visiting his qt friend in Korea who secretly has a massive crush on him

>>37736136
I still listen to the song and imagine it

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>>37742848
Hahaha me too bro isn't it hilarious

Fuggg :DDDD

2002, I have just got out of the car brother drove from my high school
>Walk into my house
>watch some espn
>mom gets home and has brought me an avocado chicken sandwich with honey mustard sauce from her work
>boot up the computer my dad put together a couple years ago and open star craft
>time passes
>hear and smell mom cooking ground hamburger in a pan
>she seems sad
>spawn a battle cruiser while laughing at the quips from the terran space marines
>move it toward the enemy as my mom gently knocks on my door frame and asks me to dinner
>dad walks in from his commute and for a brief second i can feel the cold emanating from him, the heat is out on the van
>15 years later and now i sit in my apartment alone with nothing

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>he imagined having a super-powered evil side
I mean, the others I can understand, but this is just autistic.

>he imagined saving his crush from getting hit by a car, then having your crush cry and realizing she loves you while you're on the floor bleeding out

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>He imagines characters from jjba come to life and be his best friends and beat up his bullies

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>he imagined being a talented performer and that all the people who insulted him, and all the girls that rejected him would watch him in envy or admiration

>seeing a cute redhead from your car once at an intersection and then writing a 700 page novel in which you get married and she eventually leaves you for an ex boyfriend and then burning the manuscript

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>>37736136
>He actually thinks one day she will love him again

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>>37744373
>To all the girls I've loved before, who traveled in and out my door
>the winds of change are always blowing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71XB14hN100

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>>37744259
I literally just did this 30 minuets ago

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>>37744329
>he imagined gaining a stand and getting into crazy stand battles
What would your stand be?

>>37744259
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. STOP

>>37742142
I was part of a special school spartan program. Our first, sudden mission: defend the school without any spartan training or equipment, literally scavenging for a weapon to fight with, running and hiding until you get caught and killed or the chance to maybe kill something. Many students an heroed to try and beat them

>>37742178
Have more faith in yourself and the power of the individual. I unironically am planning to do this

>>37742692
FUCK. In the autistic fantasy I even fight asian chads. Fucking Karate kid and Jaden smith.

>he dreamt of taking on the school shooter and impressing his crush when he saved everyone

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>>37736136
>imagining you were general greivious and you walked into your school flanked by droidekas, b1's, and Super Battle Droids proceeding to murder everyone and then finding your oneitis and raping her with your grevious cock while a magnaguard held her down

Was I autistic?

>>37742430
iktf

>>37736136
When I take showers I imagine dancing in the talent show with this one girl from my school in the talent show, and everyone thinking we were cool and sexy...

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>he imagines being at work and encounters someone attempting to go on a killing spree, the bad guy throws a grenade and he jumps on it and dies a hero

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>He legitimately, unironically tries to achieve anything in real life instead of fantasizing about it instead and getting the feeling of satisfaction and accomplishment on demand for however many times he wants to

Hahahaahah fucking normies always manage to crack me up man

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>>37742596
WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON'T DO THIS EVERY NIGHT WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

Thinking about being an alchemist from FMA but being a true master with the PS power like being able to transform a little rock into a giant castle and shit

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>I IMAGINE BEING A FAMOUS PERSON
>ALL OF MY SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS, INTERVIEWS AND PRESS CONFERENCES HAVE TONS OF /R9K/ REFERENCES
>I ACT AS IF I'M JUST A NORMAL DUDE AND NOT A CELEBRITY
wew lad

> he unironically measures the fwhr of models and discusses cranifacial development on internet forums.

> tfw ugly subhuman deformed neckbeard

Hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaha fml im such a loser

>>37746268
Im such a deformed ugly piece of shit subhuman

> tfw no victorias secret model gf

Tbh desu

>>37743714
CURSED

GET AWAY FROM ME
GET OUT OF MY ROOM

>>37738400
>overjoyed
disappointed*

>>37744524
Killer Queen so I blast the Chads into nothingness without a trace

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>HE UNIRONICALLY IMAGINED HIMSELF HAVING A CRUSH IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT THERE WAS NO GIRL WHO HE FOUND ATTRACTIVE

The patrician daydream is jumping in front of a car for the girl you fancy, being in a coma and waking up 6 months later to find out she came there every day to see you

>>37744259
>>37744498
>>37744542
>>37746919
What is it with you fucking people and getting hit by cars

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>still unironically think about the danish milf and how id fuck her ass eventhough i already have a gf and she ghosted me for no reason

ha-ha

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>>37742163
This is great, I like you

>>37743316
This same thing happened to me. The stacy turned out to be using me, and I had already drifted from the girl who liked me.

A few years later, I saw her again and realized she was my literal dream girl, but she already had a bf. The regret never stops.

>>37742430
>(I'm black)
M-mace?

>still unironically dreamt about a big terrorist group one day come to my school and try to kill everyone but i save them with my sexy tomb raider skills while rammstein playing in the background and while i impress my crush

>>37736136
everyone replied to this, but what was the song you imagined singing?

>>37738320
>>37741459

Yes, and I am soon 31 years old.

>>37747700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjiIhf42Nsc

>HE ACTUALLY , LITERALLY , UNIRONICALLY tried to act more cool and mysterious in school only to drop it after everyone notices it.

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>>37742596
>tfw imagine myself being reincarnated as a little girl while retaining all of my memories
>breeze through and maybe improve myself in some curriculums
>Befriend an autistic fag that has my interests
>Engage in my own fetishes

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>he daydreams about different fantasies from the CYOA threads on /tg/

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>>37747976
>on /tg/
>not /d/

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>Late at night when he's lying in bed about to sleep he realises that he had another day accomplishing nothing and vows to do something the next day
>He did the exact same thing the night before

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>He literally imagined the school building catching on fire, and his oneitis trapped in the bathroom so he had to couragely go through the flames to rescue her
I CAN'T BREATHE BROS

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>He ACTUALLY imagined himself driving home and seeing his oneitis walking home in the rain, and offering her a lift and for whatever reason she invited him over and made him dinner and had sex with him

>he met a cute girl and imagined she's just like him and would be interested in getting to know him and devoting her time to him and she isn't a roastie
>he imagined her inviting him over for dinner and her dad being proud she found a good man and getting along well with him
>he imagined them sitting in a field having a picnic and her listening to the interesting things he knows

WHY THO xDDDDDDDDDD

>>37736136
>I ACTUALLY LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY post in this thread

>>37742012
People are just more alike than you think.

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>>37736136
>He LITERALLY imagined he won't be alive a year from now

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>he starts hitting himself when he remembers his cringey social interactions
>eventually it gets so bad he imagines potential situations that did not even happen but still hits himself because of them

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>>37743813
you've go it wrong
working hard is the meme
working smart is the actual lesson

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>>37736136
>he imagines his suicide note being read out
>he is unironically imagining people actually turning up at his funeral

>he SERIOUSLY, WHOLEHEARTEDLY, WITHOUT IRONY imagined that someone would discover his hidden potential in something and give him a dream job that he'd be the very best at
Hahaha what kind of retard would actually think of something like this.

>>37749329
MODS

MOOOOOOOODSSSS

oreganoly

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>>37737317
Nigger this hits hard and deep.

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>>37748163
Bro stop please.

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>>37743614
STOP FFS MATE.

>He imagines having a best friend since childhood who he is tsundere to while actually liking her and being liked by her unbeknownst to each other
>He imagines everyone confuses them for a couple and they both deny so, her in a nervous way while blushing, already aware that she developed feelings for him and him in a rather harsh tone because he hasn't admitted to himself his feelings for her yet
>He also imagines the girl he likes irl likes him and finds out about this long friendship and being jealous of it
Man, my friend who imagines this is so quirky!

>he was a brony and still thinks about his mlp waifu to this day
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHHHH CAN'T BREATHE

>he ACTUALLY self inserts himself into whatver movie he's watching

>>37750301
Anon is there something you need to tell us? But only if it's original.

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>he actually imagined himself saving the school from a mass-shooter, getting wounded in the process, taking it like a badass, and becoming the school hero
>he literally still does this even though he's 26 and he's been out of high school for almost a decade

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DELET THIS THREAD NOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

>>37739635

We are one.

The only time I was able to get a gf was when I was experiencing one of the most manic bipolar episodes in my life. I don't ever want to break up because I can't make it happen again, I've only made 2 new reliable friends since high school (10 year reunion this year)

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>>37742692
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DELET DELET DELET

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>>37738400
>>37742404
>>37742549
>>37742608
>>37742933
GET THIS OUT OF HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

STOPPPPPP

Please. More of these threads.
Too bad I joined late... that was inspiring.

>he imagined that she came because he was there, too, and was secretly dissappointed that there were so many other people disturbing her from admiring him

>he unironically actually hoped that in reality his chad brother would hand him his *perfect* gf and she would in secret always have wanted to be with him instead

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>he LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY sees scenes from events in shows or real life and imagines himself as a self insert that swiftly resolves the situation and makes a new friend because of it

>>37750183
This almost made me cry

>>37742142

>2003, playing MGS2 in xbox like wild
>Halfway through year in new middle school
>Day dream about terrorists taking over the middle school while I find a hatch near the portables
>Inside the hatch, I find a sneaking suit, silenced pistol and ear piece radio
>Fight the terrorists and stop them from taking the super weapon hidden in the secret facility below the middle school grounds
>Save qt and she becomes my gf

Worst part, is she actually like me and I was too autistic to ask her out (like as a 13 year old I didn't know what we would do, get my parents to drive us on dates? Can't walk to the theater when it's 115 degrees) Sorry Shannon. I really did like you, and the memory of never being able to ask you out tortured me for over a decade (until I got my first gf at 24).

But then again, she was dating some kid our freshman year of high school and dyed her hair black. So sad. It makes me feel so awful.

>>37736136
I imagine myself playing to an audience indeed

>>37744524
D4C love train, because FUCK that's overpowered.

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>he imagined fighting his bullies by skillfully dodging their punches like an anime character, overpowering them with his wit/awakened demon powers, and walking off dramatically

>>37742340
DELET THIS!!!!!!
Me though

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>>37743645
hits too close to home

roegon

>>37744259
The saddest realization is that they probably wouldn't even care. A year later "Remember when anon pushed you out of the way of that car and died"
"...oh yeah, he was such a weird guy, but it's a good thing he was there."

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>>37744259
>tfw I do this
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

As much as I am able to live a stable life, I still fucking want to have superpowers though

>>37750558
What do you mean?

Lanigiro.

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>>37736136
>>37738400
>>37739168
>>37739260
>>37739635
>>37740317
>>37741838
>>37741939
>>37742011
>>37742142
>>37742178
>>37742219
>>37742340
>>37742404
>>37742452
>>37742549
>>37742596
>>37742835
>>37742848
>>37743082
>>37743645
>>37744259
>>37744329
>>37744524
>>37748163
>>37748221
>>37749329
har har guys, really funny. Now stop reading my mind and reminding me.

>>37751473
>my post killed the thread
haha, nice prank guys

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>>37751473
I >>37751520
Won't let your post kill the thread

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>>37741939
I have done this more than once with Ragnar Lothbrok and I don't know why, I don't even like Vikings that much

>>37742333
Well that's where my fantasy stemmed from. Watched that in 6th grade and have thought about it since

>>37750524
>he's too autistic to even self insert in a fantasy of a fantasy world because him showing up requires an internal structure of events and sequences in order to make sense and to be consistent with the fantasy world and characters from it
>is compelled to spend time speculating how his self insert can logically appear in the world he is fantasizing about in a consistent and rational manner even for just a simple fucking self-insert fantasy
Just

>he UNIRONICALLY imagines himself in a zombie apocalypse situation where he is the most badass fighter that protects everyone and saves people and everyone respects him

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>he unironically fantasizes about freezing time in class and fugging all the qt's

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>>37750576
>(until I got my first gf at 24).
DELETE YOURSELF

>He unironically fantasizes having the same circumstances but is a better person at dealing with it, WITH SUPER POWERS!
LUH MAO

>>37742835
I fell for this meme. I somehow convinced myself 100% that she liked me and the rejection hit hard me like a meteor. Its what lead me on the path of a NEET

> he fantasizes girls he sees day by day with penises

HOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHHEHE

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>he actually thought a woman would one day love him, the real him, not the clown he plays in public

>he actually fell for chad's "just be yourself" meme
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>37751565
Thanks man, I often feel like shit cause my posts kill threads

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>He actually fantasizes that terrorists attack his university and he saves all people, but get shots and gains the love he never had in his entire life

>he imagines himself becoming immortal

>he imagines he one day learns programming, science and all the necessary things to discover something that allows him to copy his brain to computers and be immortal

>learn all the guitar solos to hangar 18 reasonably well
>Try to get my friend to learn half so we can do a sweet guitar duel on stage by playing that song together and alternating solos
>I end up breaking my arm and even forming a c chord hurts like hell now and I can't play anymore

I almost did it.

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>while playing mmos he fantasizes that one day it will be like an isekai anime where the game becomes reality and he becomes his character in the universe with all his cool powers
Don't tell me any of you do this HAHAHAHA

>she imagines she would one day get a bf

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>>37736136
>He ACTUALLY, LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY imagined competing in his schools dodge ball competition with the entire school watching, including his crush sitting in the front row. It's him vs the other team. He's the last one standing, and he single handedly takes out the entire team while catching and dodging their balls like a boss.

>>37739168
I mean this is basically what I'm going through now except I'm also an underachieving sperg so she's on the fence. Feels hmmm

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>>37742142
I bought a SPARTAN-II patch like a week ago. I'm 25.

>>37742430
n-nigger d-d-detected

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>he unironically played Persona 4 for a year, an ingame day for an actual day, treating the characters as though they were real people and avoided seeing anything about it in real life to reinforce immersion

h-haha.

>>37742163
Du bist ein interessanter Kerl. Wenn auch ein bisschen autistisch. Aber wer ist das nicht?

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>>37736136
>HE ACTUALLY AND UNIRONICALLY WITHOUT ANY SHAME LAYED ON THE COUCH HUGGING A BIG PILLOW WHILE CARRESING IT AND CONFESSING HIS FEELINGS TO IT PRETENDING ITS HIS ONEITIS

this isnt even the most pathetic thing i do

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>>37736136
>FOR A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF TIME, HE HONESTLY IMAGINED THAT HIS CRUSHES SLIPPED A MINI CAMERA INTO HIS POCKET AND WHENEVER HIS CRUSHES HAD SLEEP OVERS THEY WOULD SPY ON HIM AND SEE WHAT HE WAS UP TO


WOW, WHAT A FUCKING FOOL

>>37742430
Do/did you have many friends? For me, my friends agreed that black outcasts always seemed actually pretty cool to be honest.

>>37736136
>I ACTUALLY, LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY imagine winning the lotto and keeping it a secret acting as if i have some big job I keep hushed about so I can impress her.

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>>37736136
>I ACTUALLY, LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY imagine saving the oneitis from a cliff as lift her with one arm... I don't even have the upper arm strength

>>37753334
Black people are by and large hyper-normies (something something poverty = harsh social environment = strong pressure to conform), so black robots are especially robotic

>I ACTUALLY, LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY imagine myself taking town terrorists in a gruesome way and having sex in the blood with a girl in highschool

>>37753597
may just be where i live but there seems to be an increasing number of beta black guys.

IM actually laughing but most of these apply to me do I belong here ?

inb4 aspd

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>>37753660
I do this but with School shooters and I rape the shooter as everyone crowds around and laughs at them

and the SWAT shows up later and records everything on body cams and their embarrassing rape gets lived streamed to the world

and all the girls see my sex moves and want to have sex with me constantly after the event

>>37744019
This one actually hurts the most ITT

>>37746148
This is me. When im president im gonna give yall so many nods

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>>37754207
>He SERIOUSLY imagines himself being an unhired, unfireable advisor who can coerce the president into enacting whatever policies fit his whims

>he imagined being the first human to travel into a black hole, recording the event from the spacecraft in multiple camera angles, entire world watching as he gets ready to exit the craft and fall into the blackhole, the lifeline pulling further and further out from the spacecraft, cameras recording from his helmet and from the craft itself as he disappears into the void, as he makes history and


afdgdhsgfsrgfgdddfdddddddffffff

>>37743374
Drummers are pretty dope though

>He imagined himself being jumped by Chad and his friends and beating the shit out of all of them with superior fighting skills and finally wooing Stacy and impressing the class.

>>37751622
>he's so far mentally removed from normal thought processes and conventions that he LITERALLY cannot self-insert anymore after years of complex storybuilding that were shattered by some real world events and could NEVER return to fantasy EVER again
HAHAHGHAHA CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE?!

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>he seriously actually genuinely LITERALLY fantasized about getting a GF
You have some good ones, but top that, boys

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>>37754643
What happened bro?

Your fantasies will come back. Schizoids cannot be cured.

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>worked as summer intern last year for career experience in my field
>did better than the other interns, was very social and had almost autistic attention to detail
>Co-workers liked me and talked to me everyday
>Talk to supervisor about working again next year
>"Sure Anon! We would really like you to come back and work for us.
>Paitently wait for next summer to re-apply bc of policy.
>Get a call, "Sorry anon, you didn't get the position again, competition was really tough this year. Also you seemed nervous in your first interview and lacked confidence."
>"O-ok haha"
>Find out girl in my major who never went to class and slept around got the position despite not ever working before.
>Mfw I thought we were friends

I have no job this summer and am now stuck home with parents and have no friends. Maybe I'm just not meant to succeed.

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>>37742340
>he verbally, literally, explicitly, seriously, genuinely thought he could befriend his coworkers and FINALLY HAVE SOME FRIENDS FOR FUCKING ONCE if he had eye contact and cracked some jokes about them but just ended up revealing how apathetic his facial expression was when he forced the eye contact and the fake laugh from his jokes

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING KILL ME RIGHT NOW

THOSE FUCKING NORMIES ASKED ME IF I WAS """"""""""FINE"""""""", I WAS FUCKING FINE UNTIL I TRIED TO BECOME ONE OF YOU

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>he literally, actually, genuinely, seriously practiced a conversation with himself he LITERALLY though would be used outside of his mind to appear smart and be appreciated around his coworkers but still somehow managed to sperg out

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This thread makes me so glad I'm not alone. Thank you guys.

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>he fantasised about showing up at his high school reunion in a sports car in an expensive suit and impressing everyone with his wealth and life experiences
>he thought that would get him noticed by his oneitis
>he's still a 26 year old NEET loser with no friends and no car

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this would be so lame!

>>37751622
>>37752163
>>37752339
>>37752774
>>37752799
>>37754526

STOP IT

STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

>>37742012
Because everyone grew up with shared media; which leads to unoriginal thoughts because they are some deviation of an idea they heard of TV or read in a popular book.

>I ACTUALLY LITERALLY
imagined we were in school trip in high-school and then the bus crushes and I get in front my crush naruto style and I get impaled from steel but somehow survive.

>>37756508
>I also imagined that the school gets attacked by terrorists and then I singlehandly killed everyone. Then
everyone was cheering
I am glad I stopped watching anime one and a half year after starting it

>He ACTUALLY imagines scenarios in which he's able to court the girl he's interested in
Laughing at ur life

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>he imagines traveling the solar system with that cute misfit girl who didn't fit in on Earth either

>>37741939
>he imagines going back I time with knowledge of the future and becoming the greatest emperor ever known

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>>37756508
>I get in front my crush naruto style
I don't think that ever happened with Naruto.
Sasuke body-flickered in front of Sakura with no regard for his life in one of the early chapters. Now that's something I can self-insert to.

Also Hanabi plz be my cartoon gf.

>>37736136
be yourself, dude
it's sure to work

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>>37757052
the comfiest

orrigiginal

>he imagines his coworker cheating on her husband with him

>>37742650
I like to imagine they are trying to kill me and I kill all of them first.

>he imagine a massive real-life game of Battlefield taking place in the vicinity of his city, two teams fighting for control of the city, lots of naval warfare in the harbor, airborne drops into Manhattan, fights over the bridges and control of subway tunnels, stations and lines

Makes the commute less boring desu

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Yall niggas ain't shit

>Imagining usurping the Government with a group of friends, becoming King and using the power of your "Magical Healing Voice" and your band to finally bring world peace.

>>37752163
Plenty of these had been true for me in this thread, but this tore me up

>>37748774
most relateable desu

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>>37737317
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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>>37744524
>You will never have a stand
>You will never have crazy stand battles
>You will never go on a bizzare adventure with your stand bros
Why live?
Tbh I just want something interesting to happen in my life, real world is fucking boring unless you have shitton of money.

>>37757362
>Not imagining becoming dictator and making your nation great while killing jews across the globe

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>he imagined building and piloting a giant mech to fight off government forces and start up a robot army

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>He ACTUALLY imagined a situation where his attempted rebellion against the corporate elite failed and the one enemy soldier finally marches into your prime estate to come across you orchestrating a beautiful musical piece before dismissing your lackees, addressing your enemy and giving him a grand speech about how you do not blame him fro this and how you accept your defeat and ultimately your fate until he reluctantly puts a bullet through your head
I'm crying

>>37744019
This one hit me the most for some reason. It's only semi-relatable for me, but I can picture it very vividly.

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>he unironically imagined himself in the final scene from Scarface

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>he dreamed of saving his school from a terrorist attack, fighting them in the corridors with ak47s, and rescuing the cute girl from a hostage situation in the science room

>>37742465

>I imagine something similar but it would be me who was getting transported. I would be transported to the Rome and become a great and beloved general.

me too! this is my favourite.

however i always fear that when i get there i wouldnt be able to explain because i lack an advanced understanding of most things.

sure i know that computers exist but like fuck i could do it from scrach

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>walk around town
>imagine how cool it would be if I could use telekinesis and make stuff float around in front of people

>>37737317
FUCK YOU OP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OREGANALIOPEDIO

>>37743645
This one hit me the hardest.

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>he didn't imagine any of this stuff
>not because he was above that type of thing, but simply because he had no imagination

>He imagines all the ways his life could end badly because he doesn't think a happy ending is realistic

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>he plays 1940s music and pretends he's a 1940s detective in LA interviewing "suspects" in their "home"

>>37737317

I thought this was going to happen to me, but Uni was a joke. I learned how to put effort in and now I make 90k a year working the easiest job ever.

Dont let memes become your reality.

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>he literally imagined he would crack down on studying and eventually save the world by pioneering nanotechnology/bionics or developing the first ever space mining operation
>he's 26 with a dead end job and lives at home

COULD YOU IMAGINE ANYTHING MORE PATHETIC

>he actually imagined that he saw her in the city a few years later
>bumped into her and started a conversation that ended up with him asking her out

>>37760757
that was me but with nuclear fusion breakthrough

>he imagined designing robots and programming AI
>Said that he would start programming tomorrow or when he gets bored
>Half a decade has passed

>unironically fantasizes about waking up from a long coma with retrograde amnesia only to find out he got married to oneitis
>doesn't recognize oneitis but falls in love again
>finds out they have a child and they came to see him every day.

pff..fff...PAAAHAHAHAHAHA

>he imagines being interviewed