Why do you want friends? All they do is make fun of you and try and get you to watch tv shows you give 0 shits about. They'll outright steal your shit and then lie about it later saying you said they could have it. Sometimes you can do something fun together, but it sucks because you have to pay for everyone. And then when you don't want to be friends anymore they act really shitty about it and make up stories about you doing heinous shit and try to get you fired from your job if you have one.
>b-but I'm lonely and want to talk to people
That's why 4chan exists, Anon.