>tfw all the food in the world can't make your problems

have you tried pizza???

>all the toothpaste and toothbrushes in the world can't make the holes in my teeth go away
But a bullet will make a hole that'll solve all my problems. Any day now.

>>37732116
yes it can, if you eat all of it you'll die and you'll be golden

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>tfw all the porn in the world wont substitute for pussy

>>37732116
You're not trying the right foods then.
Try some fugu.
Maybe some immature ackee fruit?
A nice big rhubarb leaf salad?

>>37732318
or icecream?

>>37732693
no it wont, but you aren't missing out on much, just buy a whore

>>37732792
or cookies!

>>37732780
go back to /ck/ these faggots won't get it

>>37733194
i got the rhubarb one