20 years old and went to physical appointment today. Doctor

seems like an odd response

>>37731459

he said that? he isn't supposed to comment on that kind of stuff.

next time don't say "i'm a virgin" just say you aren't currently sexually active.

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>go to doctor for a physical
>"do you drink alcohol?"
>"rarely, maybe once a month"
>"do you smoke?"
>"no, of course not"

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>Doc ask me if im sexually active
>Tell him i just got done banging her mom and give her a winkey face ;)
>she rolls her eyes
get cucked doc whoop whoop

>>37731846

Things that have never happened nor will ever happen.

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>go to doctor for a physical
>"do you drink alcohol?"
>"Are you propositioning me?"
>Proceed to drop kick the nurse in the head

I lost my virginity at 20 and it didn't save me from a shitty life

I can only imagine how fucked you people are

>>37731459
>doc asks about sexual activity
>recently or what?
>uhh, sure?
>sure what?
>recently....?
>insert long diatribe of names
>lying through my teeth mostly but its making them uncomfortable due to the explicit detail
>doctor now knows to never ask this question again
>profit

A doctor has never asked me about sexual activity. I thought this was just a meme

>>37732470
Guy above you.
It was a physical i added "check my balls out they hurt" to the list of free shit i'm getting done.

They usually don't ask unless your genitalia is involved or you're showing symptoms that could possibly be related to an STD.