>be me >living with parents >school is away on trip,

>>37729854
Ask her to help you jack it next time. Remember to hug her and tell her you love her every day.

You write it off and pretend like nothing happened, your mom knows you have needs OP.

>using two hands really getting into it

Fucking kek why do you need 2 hands though?

>>37729854

Your mom took a cock up her vag and probably her other holes, from your dad and probably other people. Shes seen countless dicks, and a lot off. Then when she was giving birth to you, you popped out off her body covered in her own filth. Do you really think that shes going to give that much of a shit about you jerking off? Shes probably more concerned with you not washing your hands afterwards or something. Relax.

>>37729885
she probably thinks my hands are covered in dried cum
>>37729905
to pretend its a pussy

>>37729914
not my birth mom, i'm adopted

>>37729956

My point still stands lad. Everyone faps, everyone knows about it. It's really not a big deal as long as youre doing it in your own privacy and not shooting your kids on the floor tiles or something. Wear headphones and keep your door closed or something from now on if you're really paranoid about it.Fucking fap-rookies these days jesus.

>>37729956
Hug her, tell her you love her, and thank her for choosing you. Take care of your siblings.

>>37729854
It's not a problem unless you make it a problem. Don't worry about it anon, she'll want to forget about it as much as you do if she actually did hear it. Just don't bring it up to her

>Cum in about an hour.

I have been doing something gravely wrong.

>>37729854
It looks like you're going to have to sit your mom down and give her "the talk" about how traps aren't gay.