>be me
>1995
>playing Donkey Kong Country with a friend
>everyone I knew played that shit
>friend asks why Diddy Kong looks abnormally big for a monkey
>made up some shitty theory that eating so many bananas made Diddy big
>tell my friends my wicked ass theory
>they all think it makes some sense at least
>about 22 years later
>some dumbass youtuber uploads this shit
https://youtu.be/ZM4K0NZt5Ls
>pretty much my theory but with more logic
>fucking youtuber ass still stole my theory
Hope he enjoys those 2 million views.