>haveing a good old wank
>walking around while wanking
>step on a tack
>feel the pain in both my toe and my dick
this astonishes me
do any of you guys know why this happens?
>>37727295
you just stepped on the dick part of your foot.
>>37728164
is this real? it looks like some gook quackery to me
>>37728361
no you have dick cancer
>>37727295
>walking around while wanking
Why?
>tfw no Korra gf
>>37728164
When I flex my left big toe, I also flex my dick. Doesn't happen with any other toe, and never on my right foot. Explain that magic man.