>start looking for work because there are things I want to buy asap
>most applications are normal, send resume and cover letter, nothing special
>one doesn't allow you to send resume, just lets you provide email/phone number
>get email
>it's an address and a name
>find the phone number, call and ask for the guy
>he gets mad, says I'm supposed to physically go there and "receive your instructions"
>wat
>it's some bizarre fucking treasure hunt to weed out the people who don't really want the job
>there is no resume or interview, first one to enter the real office gets the job
I just want to buy a statue of my waifu...