I have a phone interview for a job in a few hours, can you give

>>37725613
Come up with something to say if they ask you why you want to work there.

Not "I don't wanna be a NEET" or "I want munny"

Pretend to be a snake

Use speakerphone and have loud porn playing in the background. Your prospective employer will be impressed by your social acuity evidenced by all that sex you seem to be a part of.

What's it for. Could help more with more info

Call the interviewer 'master' a lot.

>>37725674
Web developer for a start-up

I was supposed to talk on the phone to my insurance provider yesterday and the lady who picked up was a little mean and said things under her breath when I didn't know my SS off the top of my head so I had a panic attack, cried, and decided I didn't need insurance. If you do anything other than that you'll be fine

>>37725687
Well I'd make sure I knew my answers to all the standard shit interview questions.
Greatest strength. Greatest weakness (how you sell this as a positive in the end). How you work in teams.. how you deal with confrontation with coworkers..
Examples of these things.

Technical questions I've found tend to be hit or miss for me. Either I can answer without thinking or I'm like ah fuck how to bullshit this.. so here either know everything ever or know how to bs enough.

Lastly. Remember you can say.. that's a really good question. May I have a minute to think about it.. or I need a minute.

The people interviewing tend to understand that programmers etc can be really good at their job but may lack social skills. Just be social enough to seem like you can work with people and won't cause issues

>>37725613
Fuck you OP. I have an IRL interview in a few hours.

>>37725613
Smile. You can literally hear it when someone smiles.
>>37725870
Smile. You can literally see it when someone smiles.

As for unspecific to either of you tips: lie about shit like being reliable or having experience dealing with people and maybe some achievements like being leader of a club or something in HS.
Prepare to answer shit like "why do you want to work here?"(money is not an acceptable answer here) or "where do you see yourself in 10 years?"