hey r9k I'm like ready to end it in 10 mins give me my

>>37724540
You're gonna be stuck in limbo which is arguably worse than life

what's the difference between a pimple and a priest?
A pimple won't come to your face til you're 12.

>>37724540
A kitchen knife, especially this wide, is a very bad way to kill urself.

>>37724540
Dude killing yourself with a knife is a BAD idea. Just go to a bridge and jump off. (do a flip faggot)

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Just follow the instructions and you'll be a-ok!

>>37724540
duck walks into a bar and says, put it on the bill.

>>37724540
Why did anon cross the road?
He wanted to get hit by a truck and die.

That's all I got, I suck at jokes. If you want someone that's funny go to 4chad.org or something, I'm a NEET with no social skills.

>>37724540
Don't do it
through cutting.

http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

Find a better way.

>>37724540
>>37724540
your life is a joke. goodluck

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>>37724540
>give me my last joke or something
The people you're saying goodbye to are the people you share your mental illness with!

See you on the other side.

I hate this board. Going to make make a Facebook account or some shit now.

>>37724540
A suicide bomber goes to heaven to receive his 72 virgins...
But all he sees are other men just like himself.
Confused, he asks one of them where his virgins are. The man replies, "Brother, we are all virgins."

>>37724540
don't do it 654321

>>37724540
timestamp and get a razor ffs

you're going to end it with that big ass knife? okay OP.

>>37724540
I hope you suffer. Suicide is for fucking pussies.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener

>>37724540
You want a last joke?
Your life and the knife's the punchline. Get to it.

>>37724540
>give me my last joke or something
What is jewish kid doing on the swing?
Tempting the sniper.

If you want to end it, you may consider less painful methods than knife. It hurts a fucking lot.

Most cost friendly and painless method is hanging yourself with rope long enough. It will break your neck or rip head off, in both cases death is quick.
Still I don't recommended killing yourself. There are better things to do with life.

>>37724540
There are ways to kill yourself that are way more funny. Just get a big dosage of heroine or maybe coke and inject it and die.

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>>37724540
bees make honey. i make cummie

Why did the suicidal robot cross the road?
To get to the other side

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>OP: I'm gonna end it
>Anons: Please don't!!!
>OP doesn't reply and gathers his (you)'s

Shameful. KYS attentionwhore

If you try to cut there is an overwhelming chance you will live
Hang yourself it's faster and less painful