Reminder that if this isn't your Big 3 in some order then

You're going to die of a stroke at 45.

>>37721756
>code red
>number 1

negro, you are tripping.

>>37721779
WHO FUCKIN CARES NERD???

anyways OP, retard, the new monster soda is better

>>37721756
>drinking liquid sugar
"Why am I fat?"

That's why.

>>37721756
ice cream > soda
no im not a normie for liking ice cream wtf

I prefer "Hitler did nothing wrong" and "Gushing Granny".

>>37721756
>actually drinking mountain dew
i drink coca cola every day and even this shit taste like motor oil to me

>>37721756
Code Red is God tier. I'd swap pitch black for live wire though

Are you only talking about Mt. Dew? Code red is shit tier.
I prefer root beer.

>>37721955
The first time I tried Pitch Black I spit it out cuz' it tastes like shit.

>>37721756
>not drinking solely water
No, you're the normie faggot.

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>>37721779
I'll commit suicide at least a decade before then
>>37721784
What do you have at 1 fagboi?
>>37721786
Nah, it's way too sour and has a nasty aftertaste. You must literally be developmentally challenged or paid by monster to take it over mountain dew
>>37721801
I'm 6'2 and 150
>>37721825
yes you actually are
>>37721889
It's impossible to both love coke and hate mountain dew. You're lying
>>37721955
Honestly I've never tried limewire because it's rare as hell where I am, so I'll give you a pass
>>37721976
>>37722017
>>37722035
I'm starting to get too overwhelmed by the normalness to continue commenting on these replies individually. All I can say is you disgust me

>>37721756
>no voltage
objectively wrong

>>37722106
>I'll commit suicide at least a decade before then

why?

>>37722106
Ice cream tastes creamy and full and rich and can be mixed with good candy like Reese's or Oreos
Soda is carbonated sugar water which is worse than sugar water because the carbonation bothers me
I bet you only drink soda because it pairs with your meals, you saltytooth fag

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>>37721756
Pitch Black is really good. Code Red is okay. Original is fucking shit. I don't understand why Mountain Jew is stereotyped as a nerd drink. Everyone with a triple digit IQ knows that Root Beer is the best soda.

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>>37722141
>>37722174
>>37722201
>>37722255
My caretaker says interacting with so many normalfags in such a short period of time is bad for my mental health, so I'm going on a boat trip now. See you later faggots

>>37721756
>Not drinking kvass
Okay mega-norman.

>>37721756
-code red sucks ass
-drinking mountain dew regularly makes you fat and fucks up your teeth
-it's too sweet
-diet mountain dew isn't too sweet but it tastes like ass

>>37722106
I'm 6'1 and 225 and I'm fat as fuck. You're actually obese nigger.

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Dear Journal,

Today me and Joe hit some big waves. There were a few times that I really thought I was going to die. Somehow we held on though, and only lost a few cans of mountain dew.

It's night right now, and it's absolutely beautiful. There's nothing in the world as relaxing as looking up at the starry night knowing that the nearest normalfag is hundreds of miles away. I definitely understand why I was taken on this trip now.

Joe says I can write one last sentence before bed, so I guess this is it, goodnight journal.

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Fuck you I'n autistic NEET and I drink 3 kombuchas a day

>>37721837
This anon gets it.

Born to Soft Drink.
Cavity is a fuck.

>>37721756
>only drinking soda

no wonder your all fatasses

>>37721756
>likeing pitch BLACKED

you are a disgrace i tell you, DISGRACE

it goes like this.

>1.) Baha blast
an improvment on the original, god tier
>2.) original
the one we all fell in love with
>3.) code red
ok, drinkable and enjoyable.

The only time I drink soda is if I'm making a drink, or eating fried chicken.

Other than that it's water, or black coffee from a french press (2-3 cups daily).

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Code red is garbage tier. Best mountain dew is pic related. Best soda is cream soda. Undisputed.

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My BIG 3
1. Water
2. Occasionally a cup of whole milk (already did GOMAD 100% srs)
3. The blood of my enemies

>>37721756
> Not having Hitler Did Nothing Wrong on your Big 3
>Calls us the meganormies
Normie detected. The related authorities shall be contacted, all suspects shall be detained, anally raped, and then executed.

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>>37722890
This is so damn true.

I don't ever drink soda anymore besides maybe a diet root beer or Dr Pepper but voltage was my shit back when I was like 11. I remember for christmas as a kid I got like 3 two liters of voltage haha. Probably the only junk food I don't completely regret having.

I actually drink these naturally flavored Dasani sparkling waters, the raspberry lemonade one tastes just like voltage. Love it.

Cream soda - in 4th grade some kids were making fun of our teacher since he was drinking cream soda, saying coke or dew was better etc... but I told him cream soda was pretty good. Next day there was a cold one in my desk. Other kids were jealous as fuck haha. He died 6 years later when I was in high school, unfortunately. I wish I saw him again before he died. He was definitely more of a father figure to me when I knew him than my own.

>>37722994
Good to see others with such refined taste. I rarely drink soda anymore either. Realized the enjoyment I get out of it really isn't worth the calories or the price (damn soda tax literally raised soda prices by 100-150%, 2 liters went from $2 to $4-5). Down to maybe a can a month