I just got a bidet. Holy shit this is the best decision I've

>>37718005
I just shower after I poop.

Other home-improvement tips:
upward facing projector hooked to PC
multiple body pillows and a king size bed
new socks (use like a condom then like socks)

bidets are fucking top tier i wish they were commonplace in the states. my aunt and uncle actually have one though.

>>37718060
>I just shower after I poop
great way to leave chunks in the drain

>upward facing projector hooked to PC
elaborate

>multiple body pillows and a king size bed
god tier. pro-tip:abandon the comforter and blankets too if your weather allows

>new socks (use like a condom then like socks)
I knew somebody who did this. I can't say it appeals to me though. The waste would also bother me

>>37718005
who is this jizz wiz???
OREGANOOO

>>37718928
Found her
https://twitter.com/ship_fucker/status/633349077267185665

>>37718178
Oh, I guess I wasn't clear. I first do a piss-poor job wiping with single-ply TP, which can make one roll last forever. Enough to get the chunks in the toilet, not enough to scratch my butt.

It sucks that I have to ration the new socks, but it's a lot better than just using them like socks. Usually I make do with dirty underwear, but the socks feel so much more like a condom.

>>37718178
Also, a computer display can be sent to things like monitors, TVs, and even projectors. It's best to get a projector that uses LED bulbs. Stand it so the image is projected onto the ceiling and you can fap while lying in your bed. I haven't tried it personally yet, but I feel it would be pretty comfy.

>>37718005
Good god she's fat.

I seriously hate how the USA hasn't caught on to these the fucking toilet paper industry is HUGE and brainwashes everybody

>>37719332
Thought she was hot. Clicked on her Twitter. Good god it was a boner killer.

>>37719694
Is this the equivalent to "she sucked my dick and YOU KISSED HER"

>>37718060
>I just shower after I poop.
I use the tub faucet as a bidet. I get fully undressed to poop anyway so it's not a big deal to use TP get rid of most of it and then spray my ass with water and rub soap up in there. That way when I fap on my computer chair there's no threat of melting shit getting into it and making it smell awful.

By the way, Lava soap will clean even the shittest ass to perfection. Great for cleaning off motor oil too.

>>37718005
Welcome to the enlightened elite OP. It only get's better from here.

>>37718005
Just bought my first mattress this year.
Queen, because it made more sense money-wise.
Even though I live alone, it's comfy as fuck.

>>37719839
No. It's the equivalent to shes a chubby troll.