Why don't you just wear a leather wristband, /r9k/? It's

For what fucking purpose

>>37717739
I wear one of these around my ankle.

>Why don't you just wear a leather wristband, /r9k/?

Because I am not a huge faggot.

I don't like wearing accessories because people automatically assume you're gay/bi/pedo/some other weird shit.
Fuck I used to wear a ring on my index finger and my dad beat the shit out of me because he thought I was taking dicks in the ass.

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>>37717739
I wear pic related everyday, all of them are presents but they don't hold any meaning to be honest

I wear a beige trench coat a lot of the time.

>>37717783
Your dad sounds alright

>>37717812
t. nigger who grew up with a single mother

>>37717808
It doesn't matter, you can just make something up on the spot, it's even better that way, because you can customize it for everyone you talk to depending on what will impress them most.

>>37717783
While I agree that random accessories that have no importance look gay as fuck, wearing a ring or accessory that has meaning (wedding ring, gifted watch, etc) is definitely not gay, and often does look good on the person

For instance, my father gave me a ring on my 21st birthday that was given to him by his father on his 21st birthday, a ring that was made in Rhodesia and features a prominent onyx stone. The worst anyone has said about it is that it doesn't match my style, but when I'm dressed for work or business, quite a few people comment on it, and women have even struck up a conversation about it (though none of them seem to know what Rhodesia once was).

>>37717783
>I don't like wearing accessories because people automatically assume you're gay/bi/pedo/some other weird shit.
What the fuck, who would assume any of that? Did that ever happen to you?

Ladies dig my cock ring. It's a great accessory.

>>37717771
hmmm, we have some conflicting data here...

Hey original buddy, i think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.

>>37717739
I use to dress like a massive faggot with 3 inch leather wristbands, and nail polish and shit. It was fun while it lasted, but I wouldn't wear shit like that publicly now as I don't want people to talk to me.

>>37717783
>my dad beat the shit out of me because he thought I was taking dicks in the ass.
Well were you?

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>>37717739
>wanting to attract more attention to yourself

>>37717754
its a PUA thing
they think the more they make themselves standout the better chances they have of getting their dicks wet.

>>37717739
>leather wristbands
>not ridiculous
pick one.