>be robot with literally no friends >about to buy weed

>>37714670
oh ffs just take the weed
if a police car happens to pass by you while you take a bag of shit then it'll be blurry and he'll probably be too busy looking at whatever he's going towards to worry about your ass

mate none of your delusional fantasies in regards to getting busted are ever gonna happen
no one cares
get your drugs and enjoy your day

t. someone who dealt meth for 2 years

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>>37714670
im guessing you're 16 and this is your first time getting weed. you should've chose a place to meet up rather than your house but whatever.
pic related but not really at all.

cops honestly don't care anymore
the only time they bust drugs is when they got orders for a big one from up top or else you literally walk in front of a police man and yell loudly "I AM GOING TO SELL WEED TO THIS PERSON FOR x DOLLARS LOL" and then transact the drugs and money visibly. Anyway thats how it is in california, maybe not where you live but I doubt it,

Cops don't care about the small fish. Idk how much you've ordered, but it's very likely you won't get punked
>tfw ashton kutcher will never pretend to be a drugs dealer and lure you into a police trap

>>37714670
How did you even manage to get to point of actually buying the weed when you're this naive and retarded?

if you're gonna be a retard and do drugs, why not buy seeds and grow your own instead of risking getting some garbage laced in dangerous, extremely addictive shit?

>>37714726

thanks makes me feels better but I can't stop thinking about those news of guys getting arrested for having 200 grs of weed

>>37714935

I was asking in a group in facebook hehe

>>37714959

I'm not a fucking gardener mom and I want to smoke right know