>tfw too ugly to get a gf but not ugly enough to become an

fucking chads even exist in the deformed world.

>>37714978
To be fair, he'd be pretty normal looking if he had a neck

>>37713578
im too lazy to try to make a joke out of this so just reply with "kek" please. thank you very much.

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>mom says i'm handsome

>joins model agency

>>37713578
I was hoping this to be a bad photo shop I wonder if he gets called no neck

>>37713578
That's just the average German

>>37715105
>>37715860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zo-vqb8w0c

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>>37713578
This thread really gets the noggin'-joggin' for me.

>>37713578
>supermodel

>>37713578
HOLY SHIT
WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS RETARD
WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO LOOK LIKE THAT OP?

He's not even that ugly, he just has no fucking neck

>>37716687
>WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO LOOK LIKE THAT OP?

what makes you think that was ever implied?

>>37716535
Hey, this is me. I posted this in a thread the other night asking what I can do to better myself. Well, that's odd.

>>37713578
oh fuck i know that guy
he use to be a spokes person for that shampoo, i think it was called head n shoulders

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dude only your face matters.jpg

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>>37717946
Epic kekiness

This guy could fuck all the girls on the short bus

>>37715219
>they made me choose between haircut and a neck