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Please post your most autistic moment at the cash register.
>be 19
>new jean jacket
>new semester of uni
>feelin' like trying something new
>i know, i'll try smoking
>go to the convenience store
>"hello, i'd like some cigarettes"
>mexican cashier says, "what kind?"
>i don't know any brand of cigarettes so i say, "i don't know, the regular kind"
>mexican cashier is confused and keeps saying, "well i need to know what kind you want"
>hold up the line for a few minutes
>eventually some guy behind me orders the cigarettes for me
>later i'm outside lighting up
>the guy comes outside and asks to bum some off me
>i give him a couple because i was grateful for his help
>smoke some and get dizzy
>give the rest to my roommate and never smoke again
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>>37713464
One time I got carded in a liquor store when I was 31. My sister and her friend went before me and I figured the cashier would let me through. Didn't help that I was nervous as fuck as I never go to liquor stores and have anxiety. Anyways I didn't have any ID so I just had to leave. Made me feel like a little kid. There was a bunch of people behind me to witness the embarassment as well.
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>>37713464
>guy behind you makes you buy his favorite cigarettes
>you give him some out of gratefulness
better story from his perspective desu
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>>37713464
I fucking hate calling coffee stupid names in a shop.
>be me 5/6 years ago
>go into cafe for first time in years, tired, slept in and look at menu.
>Genuinely no idea what any of the coffees are except for espresso and cappuccino. Sounds like a foreign language to me and no explanations or definitions
>ask for black coffee with milk
>Stacey: sorry we don't do that
>mfw.jpg Wut?
>eventually after a long back and forth she offers to make an americano with milk.
> what is americano?
>"black coffee"
>mfwtheydomakeblackcoffeebutcallitsomethingretarded.gif
>the bitchy barista intentionally leaves no space for milk and starts giving me snark.
Cue an awkward exchange about how that is pretty much exactly what I asked for but with a dumb name.(Scottish britfag here, I sound like an absolute wank saying americano)
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>>37715126
Literally go into Starbucks, asked for a large cup of black coffee with 5Tbs of sugar, got hit with "that's not on the board so it's not on the register"
>okay then
Go to dunkin, say the same thing "sure no problem"
>fuck Starbucks and there fake-ass bean water language
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>>37713464
I only go places with self check outs
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