Why don't you guys get an ugly, clingy girlfriend who'll be scared to leave you?
Guaranteed loyal attention seeking gf, trust me.
>>37713390
they're clingy, they're already clinging to someone else
>>37713390
Sure, and where do i find one of those
>>37713511
Don't you know about the GF store? They have a "Robot" section just for people like us. It's super easy, man.
>>37713511
This
They don't exist. Or well, not single ones. Because the ones that do >>37713458.
>tfw no desperate clingy gf who will never leave me because I am all she has
>>37713458
No one likes them cause they're ugly. Just show them some attention and they'll go after you sooner than you imagine.
>>37713511
Try outside your house. University, local mall, etc.
>>37713536
Don't lose hope. Me and my ugly girlfriend are celebrating 9 months soon.
>>37713390
I don't care about looks I care more about personality. I lost my virginity to a fat ugly girl but she had a shit personality.
>>37713390
sounds kind of awful. I think I'd rather be alone.
>>37713557
also have you tried perusing a guy before? Wouldn't recommend meeting anyone from 4chan.
>>37713552
Oh irl even? I suppose you don't realize there are no ugly girls in West Europe. European girls are literally all beautiful.
>>37713601
There must be lower tier girls.
Find the lowest there.
Find your future wife.
>>37713541
>>37713658
>No one likes them cause they're ugly
Wrong! Let Eggman educate you
https://youtu.be/FxuBxQxY-kM?t=599
>>37713536
>>tfw no desperate clingy gf who will never leave me because I am all she has
>Tfw had exactly that
>tfw ended it for the lulz
Single biggest regret tbqfhs
>>37713658
>t. has never been in europe
Stop trying man. Be happy in burgerland with ugly girls. In Europe everyone is a 7/10 Stacy minimum. It's just Nordic and Germanic genes.
>>37713738
You deserve death by a thousand lashings
>>37713680
>Get educated by edgeman
Go to >>37709188
>>37713759
>>37713601
Another yuropoor chiming in. I can confirm that there's almost no ugly or even overweight girls here.
>>37713759
I've been to Europe. Lived in fucking Switzerland for a month back in 2010.
There are lower tier girls everywhere.