Dying in your bed actually sounds shitty as fuck. I don't

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>>37713345
Hmmmmmmm

Good point there my friend.
Do you think my father should've died on the legs he didn't have?

>2 minutes before you're about to bite the big one
>stand up from the hospital bed
>die
I don't really see why you would want that though.

I'd like to die alone in a dense forest, miles from any human and in a place so remote my body will hopefully have decomposed fully before being found (if ever)

>>37713345
I believe the only real path to paradise is through death in combat. My death has to spectacular in a blaze of glory

>>37714814
So are you planning on going out by pissing someone off at a bar?

Because that's about the only way you can die "in combat" nowadays

>>37713703
>Do you think my father should've died on the legs he didn't have?
Yes.

death on your own terms by your own hands is the only respectable way to go

>>37714958
Probably. This one time I yelled out in public that I shit on Mohammed and Allah, sadly my friends talked the muslims out of attacking me. I wish I was a beserker in the viking age

>>37714976
By an enemy's blade or bullet or shrapnel on your own terms is even better

>>37714814
you could always fight for an African warlord

>>37715032
You sound like a very dumb person

>>37715151
A few years back I had serious consideration to just head off to Iraq and join the kurds in fighting IS
>>37715186
How so?

well i can't say i've ever heard someone say this before. as long as i dont shit myself as i'm dying/immediately after dying then i don't care

>>37713345
dying old sounds shitty, dying in bed sounds comfy af

>>37713345
why?


orogonmo

>>37713345
I agree OP. I want to be completely aware while I'm dying and I want to actually experience the last moments. Going to bed like its a normal night then dying in your sleep never to wake up sounds horrible, painless maybe but not worth it. Also I don't want my family to find my selfies

I wanna kill myself.

Not like, right now. But I wanna die by my own hand when I'm old enough. I've always fantasized about jumping from the 20th floor and crushing my head against the concrete, but lately I've been thinking about getting a boat, stabbing it in the middle of the ocean and then shooting myself in the head with a shotgun. Hopefully I'll never be found.

>>37714329
Reminds me of the guy who was paralyzed because a cow that was being airlifted to safety shat in mid-air and the cow shit dropped down into a forest and landed on the back of his neck

Truly a fitting end for a robot who dreamed beyond his place

>>37715792
How would the cow shit paralyse him?

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>>37713345
the Hindus already thought of this - you should drift off into the Himalayas when you're ready to renounce

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sannyasa