As a female how do I make real friends that actually cares about

Please be my bestfriend. I'm a grill aswell. Please be my bestfriend who won't snitch on my gf. I'm not bad looking desu. (ImFUxkingdrunk)

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>get off of r9k
literally the first step

Look for female friends or gay males. You will never get a real friendship with a straight male. The male will always want to fuck you.

>>37706672
Why can't you just fuck a guy friend a little, but make it clear its not a relationship? Handjobs can't be that much of a stress on you.

>>37706672
Just be yourself.

Also don't be obnoxious.

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>>37706672
Women can't have genuine friends because they can't be genuine friends.

>be asex autistic male
>genuinely want another female internet friend
>don't ever want to meet her in person
>don't ever want to see pictures of her
>don't want erp
>don't want lewd
>can't express this because
>>lol faggot
>>lol whiteknight
>>lol beta cuck
>>lol orbiter
>>lol creep

ok.

>>37706672
>how to get real genuine friends as a girl?

gay men or female friends because any straight guy wants to fuck you.

>>37706672
If you mean on the internet, pretend to be male.

>>37706672
You can start off by not mentioning your gender.