would you rather be caught masturbating by your: >dad.. >..mom..

>>37702695
why would I be nude to fap?

>>37702717
It feels pretty good, man.

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>>37702695
sister so i can cum on her face

>>37702695
oneitis

always original

>>37702695
My oneitis even though I don't have one. Getting caught by your family would be the most awkward shit ever.

>>37702695
femanon here
I would die if I got caught flicking the bean by a family member. I think incest is just wrong and icky

I would definitely be the least embarrassed with my sister.

>>37702767
well you're just no fun

>>37702767
pleb


orgssbi

>>37702747
>jebaited
normie get b&

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>>37702767
>femanon here
hi

>>37702767
>tfw ywn ejaculate on this femanon's pussy while she flicks her bean

>>37702721
No, I feel really helpless when fapping naked.

>>37702988
That is part of what makes it feel so good.

>>37702767
>not wanting your brother to walk in on you masturbating and let him finger you

I can't decide whether oneitis or family would be more embarrassing and awkward.

>>37702695
Oneitis, because I don't really have one.

>>37702717
only way to go anon cum on yourself and then hop in the shower

oneitis
_he doesn't know me that well

Definitely not dad since he's dead.
I'd prefer brother cuz he would be cool with that, just 180 turn and goodbye. I caught him masturbating when he was 14 so it's okay.

>>37702695
I had a dream where I had a dick that was so big the tip went above my head and I was jacking it in the car behind my mom. She knew I was jacking it and started to make fun I think. That's why I had to start smacking her in the face with my hand of course.

My sister is my oneitis

>>37703362
Neck yourself you disgusting redneck faggot

Sister.
It's happened before. Wasn't that big of a deal.
I'd honestly feel like offing myself if my parents ever caught me.

>>37702695

My mom caught me at least twice. She just went wide eyed and walked away. Felt bad.

>>37704786
She was shocked at how big your cock was anon

Oneitis, sounds hot. I would look her dead in the eye

Oneitis, hands down.

>>37702695
Oneitis, because then she might offer me sex after looking at my dick.

Oh what the heck, i'm far too ugly for my dick to compensate. Fuck sakes I just want a gf.