>He imagines himself as a member of the band he's listening

>>37702288
stupid blonde is lucky i don't call her a horse within earshot

>He imagines conversations between stock photo models

>>37702318
o i didnt get it thanks who talk like that mmrritte?

>>37702318
actually gave me my first kek of the day. Well done, anon.

>>37702288
>> playing a venue in front of his friends
is this shit legal english?

>>37702288
I absolutely always do this
Not to be 2cool and famous or whatever because I'm trying to grasp at the mindset that's required to be talented (and failing). So I'll imagine myself as them doing mundane shit like doing the dishes or going shopping and pretend like I know how they'd process that despite the fact that I really don't and never will.

>>37702352
Made sense to me. Is English not your first language?

>>37702352
what bizarro country are you from?

>>37702288
>go to coffee shop a few months back
>solely because of oneitis
>it's an open mic
>dude who runs it plays every now and again
>one night he's playing a song that sounds familiar
>song ends
>new song begins
>holy SHIT
>know every word
>sing along
>actually pretty good at it
>next time I come he brings me up on stage
>and every time after until oneitis fires him
>guess who I'm still friends with

To this day he introduces me as "the guy that does backup on the Streetlight Manifesto songs"

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>>37702376
it's just that playing a venue is an idiomatic turn of phrase no? it is more basic venue basically means in context place where performances happen

>this venue i'm playing it
>this venue i'm playing here

what is difference in meaning?

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>>37702429
>oneitis fires him
how old was your oneitis then? I imagined you to be teenagers

>>37702429
ur oneitis owned a coffee shop? why did she fire him, r u guys butt buddies?

>>37702481
My old manager was a 19 year old Stacy