>tfw you'll never be as cool as Barron Trump Fucking

He's gonna slay massive amounts of pussy when he hits puberty, doesn't even matter if he's autismo.

i mean he's just as autistic as you, I'm sure you can get on his level quick

I wonder if they ever bully him and call him "Stringbean"

Weird, I thought that was Michael Cera from the thumbnail.

Also, Barron is gonna be the "Chad, but too autistic to use it" archetype here on /r9k/.

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>11 years old
>already at least 6ft tall
>tfw you're a 5'11.5" manlet at 21

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He's so cute. Post rare barons.

fuck off you pedophiles

blox

>>37694387
He's not 6'0, more like 5'9/5'10. Still impressive though at 11 years old. I was only like 5'0 at 11

>>37694290
He looks a lot like the Report of the Week kid/reviewbrah

>>37694440
Look at OP's picture, Trump is at least 6'1" (6'2" when he was younger) and Melania is also quite tall and wearing heels. Baron looks an inch shorter than Trump and he's slouching.

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>>37694440
Nah bro, he's easily 6ft if not taller. He'll be over 6'5" at 20+.

>>37694493
Trump is 6'05 according to celebheights, even in the picture Baron still looks at least 1.5 inches shorter to me. Could be 5'11. Still fucking impressive. This kid will turn out to be a giant for sure

>>37694582
I think he's 5'11.5", see >>37694565

>>37694565
>>37694582
Okay maybe 1 inch shorter than Trump. But i still don't see him to be 6' or taller

>>37694290
Do not originally talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

>>37694565
the pilots expression there

>>37694657
>they grow so fast

Imagine growing up with all the news reporting on your family all the time. I could see that creating some autism.

>>37694290
Goddamn, motherfucker had a hell of a growth spurt since when I last saw him standing next to his dad after the election.

>>37694399
BASED Baron with the fidgetty spinnery

>>37694657
I wonder if he flew Obama around too. It sort of seems like it. You can almost hear him thinking "She;s so much nicer than Michelle" and "now I'm finally flying a half decent POTUS around."

Why are /pol/ posters such unironic cucks? They keep talking with pride about how a skinny 12 year old could cuck their manlet self.

Do you think he has like, normal friends?

Or any friends at all?

Would you take him under ur wing?

>>37694673
>>37694763
logically he probably just saw the cameras waiting as he was landing and knows to put on a smile for the photo op

Barron will be the 55th POTUS.

ori

>>37694611
Trump is 6'2, he's tall as fuck compared to other leaders.
Barron looks just under 6' if not 6' exactly

I wonder if Barron has some kind of disorder that's making him a giant.

He hasn't even hit puberty. Is he going to be like 7 feet tall by 16?

>>37694848
>Do you think he has like, normal friends?

Probably not. And he's like twice the size of kids his age. I look at Barron, and I can't help but see a 17 year old.

>>37694399
Yeah, he is really cute.

I wish that he will not become plump like Trump in the future :(

>>37694854
His eyes are clearly directed at the First Family.

Look at other pics of Marine One. There's rarely some smiling pilot in the cockpit.

>>37694360
I had that nickname, along with stretch, ...and . Now it's pickles and zeekyle!

>>37694885
He looks like a babyfaced 16 year old, he really doesn't even look like both of his parents. Alien Barron confirmed?

His physique looks pretty cool, like a character out of a quirky indie movie. And he has a good boy face, too.

>>37694565
oh shit
>New Balance

This family and meme magic, I swear...

>>37695049

He looks like a cute/young version of his dad.

>>37695049
Nah, he's got Donald's nose and chin for sure.

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>>37695112
He doesn't really look like his dad at a young age. But he hasn't hit puberty yet so its a mystery of how he'll turn out.

>>37694387
that bitch is in heels so of course she is taller than him

if she didnt have heels he would probably be taller

>>37695764
roasts do that on purpose, anon