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Well guys I did. I lost my virginity to an old cheap hooker.

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Well guys I did. I lost my virginity to an old cheap hooker. Now I want to die more then ever. Who ever is the person who posts "Lol just get a hooker" in every thread should off themselves. Heres the story.

>Call up some whore whos 40 years old and thicc as fuck
>We meet at a hotel behind a go go bar
>I have, or should say had an ass eating fetish
>spread her cheeks
>Her asshole has brown stains and smells horrible and a bit hairy
>Want to run away at that moment but know its to late
>spend about 5 mins trying to get on one condom after another on without breaking them
>Slip my dick in
>Oh my fuck it feels so good but at the same time I am disgusted
>Condom breaks
>Say "Fucking cunt" under my breath
>"What the FUCK did you just call me??
>Explain I wasent calling her that but using it as a curse
>Tells me to get off
>Sees me with a broken condom
>"Mother fucker wasent even using a condom!!"
>she call her pimp in the car
>put on my pants, grab my shirt, slip on my fip flops and bolt out the door.
>Exit back of hotel and run through woods to a busy intersection
>Hide in woods all night becase scared to go back to my car
>Wait 12 hours
>My cars tires are flat (someone popped them)
>Walk back inside hotel and call mom to pick me up
>Mom knows because I left my phone in the room and the hooker used to to text my mom and humiliate me

I dont even know what to do now.
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>>37690127
kill her
origniallllo
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>cheap old hooker

what the fuck were you expecting nigger?
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this was my fetish all along
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>>37690127
at least you felt something

my dick is rekt from fapping for years. i fucked 3 different hookers and each time i just felt a really light sensation, like borderline not there. Event tried raw too
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>>37690401
my dick is rekt from fapping for years.

How? Did you masturbate with sandpaper?
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>>37690416
No but I think I lost a lot of my sensitivity
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You're still a virgin anon.
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Did you at least check backpage before you settled for a
>whore whos 40
anon?
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>>37690127
This is the worst thing I've read all day. Was she a negress?
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>>37690439
Me too. Death grips ruined my cock probably permanently :(
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>>37690401
Are you cut? That's probably why. Being cut+death grip=no sensation
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Post pics of her op, or at least a whore that resembles her. I want to see what we're dealing with
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>>37690127
Wtf how did you break the condom you fucking retard

>>37690401
This happened to me when I just my virginity to a hooker, just do nofap for some 21 days and you'll feel very different. 14 days minimum, but go for 21 to get a full restoration.
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>>37690401
it took me a few months of regularly having sex before it felt more enjoyable than jerking off. dunno why, but i think thats common.

>>37690726
he probably put it on too much not knowing that there should be some space at the tip. The hooker shouldve put it on for him tbqhwy
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>>37690127
Should've gone to Tijuana and paid $60 to fuck a THICC qt Mexican who probably models for lowrider magazines in San Diego. White Anglospheric prostitutes are some of the worst. The attractive ones charge insane amounts of money. The affordable ones are like the ones you fucked. Latin American, Asian and Eastern European prostitutes are the best, especially since USD goes far in a lot of their countries.
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I was just on here yesterday telling people to do their research before they choose an Escort.
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>>37690127
She used your phone? Don't you have a lock or security code on it?
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>>37690127
>Call up random hooker from backpages
>Not going to a licensed brothel

No one to blame but yourself m8.
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>>37690127
Dude. You caught something.
Also
>the one and only time you have sex
>the condom breaks
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>>37690127
>spend about 5 mins trying to get on one condom after another on without breaking them
>Condom breaks
Appearantly you did something fundamentally wrong


>Mom knows because I left my phone in the room and the hooker used to to text my mom and humiliate me
That's why you lock your phone you dipshit. Why leave it at a hooker's room of all places? Why pull out your phone when you're about to have sex anyway? "Let me just check the time and see how long I take"?
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>>37690682
>>37690688

what is death grip? no one ever describes it. how is it different from normal fap grip?
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>>37692116
Squeeze the shit out of it.
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How do you break a condom? I've bought condoms just to jerk off in them to see what it was like, and I cant imagine breaking it at all.
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>>37690127
flip flops to see a ho - is this a meme? I've been away for a bit
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>>37692136
bruh, that aint even pleasurable... well for me anyway. cant see the appeal
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