After a lifetime of virginity I've finally decided to get

This must be bait. It must be.

>>37689925
No but the blood pouring out of your brand new anal fissure should help

>>37689925
No, and if you're not memeing you have some serious shit to do

Start anal training ASAP.
Buy an enema so you dont shit on his dick

The asshole is not self lubricating so youre gonna want a ton of that.

Nohomo but sometimes i take a small dildo and empty half a bottle of lube into my asshole imagining im sitting on a cute femboys cock and looking at his qt face/sometimes choking him

like i said nohomo tho
Lots of lube/cum/wet shit in the ass feels great tho

>>37689925
Straight an you choose to be the one to get fucked

>>37690038
kek cant tell if it's ironic shitposting or not anymore

>anon desperate to lose virginity decides to get fucked in the ass instead of doing it with a hooker and claims to be straight

>>37691195
Prostitution is illegal. Also I don't have money, this guy says hes going to pay me.

I'm short on money so no complaint there

>>37691297
wow, not only you're a faggot but a pussy too